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#1 Re: Jokes » One Liners : Part II » 2018-09-13 20:34:13

ganesh wrote:

You: "There are 22 letters in the alphabet..."
Them: "No, there are 26..."
You: "Sorry, I forgot U R Q T".
* * *

I can see someday if I try to flirt using this line and forgot what I am about to say and that list them according to their order: Q, R, T, U and the girl goes "huh?".

#3 Re: This is Cool » Miscellany » 2018-09-13 18:48:58

ganesh wrote:

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Wait, is that frog being eaten?

#4 Re: Jokes » One Liners : Part II » 2018-09-07 14:32:25

ganesh wrote:
Monox D. I-Fly wrote:
ganesh wrote:

God sees everything. Neighbors – even more... Tell me who I am and I will tell you who you are...
* * *

I hate my neighbor. She thinks that she knows me and sees through me, yet in fact she just judges me based on stereotypes.

There may be exceptions to the rule!

Sorry, haha... Yesterday I just wanted to lash out about her, should have been in Web of Loneliness forum or ADD forum, but math forums are the only forums safe for me to open at work...

#5 Re: Jokes » One Liners : Part II » 2018-09-06 15:52:03

ganesh wrote:

God sees everything. Neighbors – even more... Tell me who I am and I will tell you who you are...
* * *

I hate my neighbor. She thinks that she knows me and sees through me, yet in fact she just judges me based on stereotypes.

#6 Re: This is Cool » Miscellany » 2018-09-04 14:35:22

ganesh wrote:

Its dangerous venom contains large amounts of agitoxin and scyllatoxin.

What are those?

#11 Re: Jokes » One Liners : Part II » 2018-08-28 14:54:50

ganesh wrote:

Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
* * *

I hate this.

#14 Help Me ! » [ASK] Polynomial » 2018-08-07 15:36:53

Monox D. I-Fly
Replies: 2

11. Given a polynomial with the degree 3. If it is divided by

, the remainder is 2x + 1. If it is divided by
, the remainder is 3x - 2. The polynomial is ....
A.

B.

C.

D.

E.

The book says that the answer is A, but I don't understand the part when they suddenly substitute f(-2) = -8, where does that come from? I tried doing it myself and got a (the coefficient of

) as
. Can you tell me what's wrong?

#15 Re: Jokes » Physics Jokes » 2018-08-07 14:53:27

ganesh wrote:

Nickel is a silvery-white metal with a slight golden tinge that takes a high polish. It is one of only four elements that are magnetic at or near room temperature, the others being iron, cobalt and gadolinium. Its Curie temperature is 355 °C (671 °F), meaning that bulk nickel is non-magnetic above this temperature. The unit cell of nickel is a face-centered cube with the lattice parameter of 0.352 nm, giving an atomic radius of 0.124 nm. This crystal structure is stable to pressures of at least 70 GPa. Nickel belongs to the transition metals and is hard and ductile.

Cobalt is a metal? All along this time, I thought it was a gem.

#16 Re: Jokes » Physics Jokes » 2018-08-06 17:31:25

ganesh wrote:

Q: What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
A: A CaNiNe.
* * *

This will give an idea to a Yu-Gi-Oh! card designer to make a card whose artwork is a shiny (neon) bony (calcium) dog. I dunno what's the most popular characteristic of nickel, though.

#20 Re: Dark Discussions at Cafe Infinity » Martial Arts are completely useless » 2018-07-29 17:17:57

By "fake", isn't that why they're even called "art" to begin with?

#22 Re: Jokes » Birthday Jokes » 2018-07-27 19:34:43

ganesh wrote:

Q: Why are birthdays good for you?
A: Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

Except those who were born on February, 29th.

#23 Re: Jokes » Color Jokes » 2018-07-27 16:34:35

ganesh wrote:

Q: Whats black and white and red all over?
A: A penguin on a rampage.

Or a rampaging panda. Or tapir. Or zebra. Or orca. Hey, we have so many black and white animals! Maybe we can make a Power Ranger team with those animals as the Zords?

#24 Re: Jokes » Math Riddles » 2018-07-27 15:20:28

ganesh wrote:

Q: What is the smallest three digit palindrome divisible by 18? Can you solve this without a brute force examination of possibilities?
A: 252.

How did you find that without brute force?

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