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**soroban****Member**- Registered: 2007-03-09
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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
- Registered: 2009-04-12
- Posts: 109,606

Hi soroban;

I use the method of sleeping while nodding your head and with eyes open.

You also left out a fourth result.

You will have much more free time now that you are terminated.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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**phrontister****Real Member**- From: The Land of Tomorrow
- Registered: 2009-07-12
- Posts: 4,594

They're good!

I also reckon that before anyone gets to X-out the first 5 words listed there they'd have Xed-out a full 5-by-5 grid just filled with "in terms of"...a good escape clause by which one can avoid having to think about how to properly phrase their exact intention.

Good for politicians, media presenters, lecturers...and such-like, etc, and so forth, and so fifth.

"The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do." - Ted Nelson

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**MathsIsFun****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-01-21
- Posts: 7,684

There are sooooo many meetings I would have loved to do that in!

"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
- Posts: 13,883

Hmm.... That gives me an idea....

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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