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I HATE SURGERY. There, I think I've proved my point.

Some people likes Maths, some don't. Nearly everyone on this forum loves Maths, except me. But I think Times Tables are fine, I'm staring to learn the 13 Times Tables at the moment.

I am bored as well
It is annoying, you know
To just sit around.

Aliens may not have spaceships and technolagy. Maybe they are just mutated from Earth animals. In the deepest, darkest part of the oceans on Earth, they have mammals and fish that can survive without sunglight, and Europa may hold the same creatures beneath its icy surface. Then again, if the probe sent to explore Europa digs into the ice and exposes the aliens to the very pale, thin sunlight, they may just die. Or maybe not... I don't know

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL THAT'S SO FUNNY!!!

Yup, what Kurre said

I win every time i play that Deep Grey thing.

It isn't hard.

What, do you put them on leashes and teach them to sit and yell, "Get the bone, boy!" IS THAT WHAT THIS IS, ZACH?!

Actually, I boo you off the forum for always correcting me. Loosen up and have some fun, Devanté!

Yup, what Devanté said. Have a nice day and welcome to the forum, Naomi!

Since no-one is replying, I'll install the second chapter:

Darn! I’m supposed to be looking for T-Rex, NOT a couple of half-apes who might want to- OH MY GOD, THEY’RE COMING STRAIGHT AT ME!
The Homo Ergaster group had mistaken Simpree for the local wolves, and began to throw spears and shriek like the natives of an uncharted island. Simpree had experience with angry mobs like this, so she picked up her heals and ran quickly. The sun scorched the back of her head and she spotted a desert oasis, a pocket forest, a village of Homo Ergaster which was a collection of mud and brick huts, and a shadowed figure wearing a cloak as well.

“Hey, Simpree! Need a little help?” The scraggy cat-like human yelled after her. It was Cali, Simpree’s partner when she was time-travelling. Simpree nodded and pointed towards the massive group who was advancing on the wolf-like human. The Homo Ergaster were making simple signs and waves to each other, which meant, “OUTSIDER BAD!” So Cali and Simpree raced across the desert Savannah, sand flying after their feet and the straps of their packs fluttering in the air. They came to a pocket forest, with a load of African trees dotted around. The Homo Ergaster group had already found a wolf, and were now eating the carcass.

“FOOD!” Cali screamed all of a sudden, running across the vast desert. Simpree decided to follow her and they made it to the carcass. A female Homo Ergaster looked daggers at them, and the group of twenty made simple signs and waves again. It must have been how they talked with one another. But the duo were to hungry, and they attacked the carcass and left around half of it for the group. The children grunted and started to tag around with Cali, pulling at the straps of her pack.

“May as well be finding myself a dinosaur now. Do y’know where the nearest portal is?” Simpree asked. “The nearest one’s just behind that Yew Tree. Can’t miss it,” Cali replied, “See ya, pal.”
The two waved goodbye, and Simpree waded through the meat carcass and crowd of Homo Ergaster and stepped into the portal. Cali fell onto the slightly sandy floor and shut her eyes as the blinding flash scared all the Homo Ergaster away into the Savannah.

Simpree fell through a sickening nothingness. She was lying face down on the floor, which was sandy and muddy at the same time. Getting up and brushing the dirt off her, she looked at her surroundings. The scorching African sun was beating down on the stream and boggy marshes, and there was a termite mound in the distance. Trees were scattered around, and the sand and mud gave way to rock. A couple of Homo Habilis were building a mud hut and some were gnawing at bone marrow extracted from the carcass of a zebra. Homo Habilis, eh? Must be 3,000,000 BC at the moment then. I may as well see if any of the guys are around and ask for directions to a portal to take me back to the Dinosaurs period. Oh yeah, the destination in the portal is random, Simpree thought. She heaved herself up and trekked on through the savannah.

A child Homo Habilis mistook her for a zebra, and ran shrieking back to the group. The adults approached Simpree and scanned her up and down, then grunted. Simpree ignored them and continued on; she had to find big T-Rex and Stegosaurus.
“Simpree! Oh my god, are you OK?” A blue-furred, half-wolf human shrieked. It was Nabile, Simpree’s other work partner. They belonged to a company in the year 5637, which sent its employees out over random parts of time. They had been split into groups; some had to bring back specimens of things before the first city or farm, some had to bring back living proof certain things existed, some just to bring back actual people to be interviewed with. Simpree, Cali and Nabile, along with three others, had been sent to random parts of the time between 500,000,000 BC to 7,000 BC.

“Hey, Nabile!” Simpree and her friend greeted each other, “Do y’know where the nearest portal is? I need to get to 77,777,777 BC as quick as possible. Meh, there’s this big T-Rex that I need to capture. Boss will kill me if I don’t arrive back in time, ya know.”

Nice use of emoctions, Terri Hancock. Thanks for giving feedback; have the best day ever and welcome to the MathsIsFun forum!