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**MathPro101****Member**- Registered: 2011-06-08
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Just two math pickup lines I thought were pretty humorous.

"You and I add up better than a Reimman sum"

"My love for you is like dividing by 0; its so undefined"

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**soroban****Member**- Registered: 2007-03-09
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**MathPro101****Member**- Registered: 2011-06-08
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Oh I like the You-Substitution one. Very nice.

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Converge! I am so using that one! Actually I'll probably use most of them...

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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I wish I was your derivative, so that I could lie tangent to your curves.

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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Agnishom wrote:

There are three members in our family who drink tea:

One does without sugar and without milk.

One does with sugar and without milk.

One does without sugar and with milk.

She wrote:

I do with sugar and milk.

Agnishom wrote:

If you join our family, we would complete the power set.

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**Arna****Member**- From: The Polar Plane
- Registered: 2014-07-23
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

ans-because 7 8 9!!

Nothing is impossible as the statement itself states I M POSSIBLE

In this realm of twisted reality,sanity is only illusion

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7 8 9 double factorial?

By the way, this is not a pickup line.

Hi;

Welcome to Math Is Fun Forum.

What is your favorite color?

You may write an introduction in the introductions section

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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We do need an introduction section in Introductions.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.** **A number by itself is useful, but it is far more useful to know how accurate or certain that number is.**

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Did you notice anything peculiar with this thread?

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Not yet.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.** **A number by itself is useful, but it is far more useful to know how accurate or certain that number is.**

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But i have!

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Other than it is a joke thread?

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.** **A number by itself is useful, but it is far more useful to know how accurate or certain that number is.**

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Yes, this page is not viewed properly in many browsers.

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Which ones and why?

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**

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**niharika_kumar****Member**- From: Numeraland
- Registered: 2013-02-12
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one is google chrome.

friendship is tan 90°.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
- Registered: 2009-04-12
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Well of course a math page would not be viewable in that browser.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**

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**ShivamS****Member**- Registered: 2011-02-07
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It works in Chrome and Firefox for me.

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**anonimnystefy****Real Member**- From: Harlan's World
- Registered: 2011-05-23
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It works in Chrome for me, too.

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Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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It does not work in chrome for me. I just get a blank screen. Oh wait, I do not have chrome installed.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**

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**ShivamS****Member**- Registered: 2011-02-07
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Maybe it happened in Firefox and you thought its Chrome.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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I wonder how it looks in SeaMonkey or Opera?

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**ShivamS****Member**- Registered: 2011-02-07
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Opera is fine.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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But how does it look in Maxthon and IE?

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