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#1 2011-07-09 16:47:00

MathPro101
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Math Pick-up Lines

Just two math pickup lines I thought were pretty humorous.

"You and I add up better than a Reimman sum"
"My love for you is like dividing by 0; its so undefined"

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#2 2011-07-10 02:03:33

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

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#3 2011-07-10 06:55:39

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Oh I like the You-Substitution one. Very nice.

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#4 2011-07-14 13:49:12

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Converge! lol I am so using that one! Actually I'll probably use most of them...


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#5 2013-04-23 14:08:05

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

I wish I was your derivative, so that I could lie tangent to your curves.


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
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#6 2014-05-03 05:02:22

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Agnishom wrote:

There are three members in our family who drink tea:
One does without sugar and without milk.
One does with sugar and without milk.
One does without sugar and with milk.

She wrote:

I do with sugar and milk.

Agnishom wrote:

If you join our family, we would complete the power set.


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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#7 2014-07-10 23:19:46

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'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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#8 2014-07-24 01:05:38

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Why is 6 afraid of 7?                                                                                                                                   
ans-because 7 8 9!!


Nothing is impossible as the statement itself states I M POSSIBLE
In this realm of twisted reality,sanity is only illusion

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#9 2014-07-24 01:09:16

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

7 8 9 double factorial?
By the way, this is not a pickup line.
Hi;

Welcome to Math Is Fun Forum.

What is your favorite color?

You may write an introduction in the introductions section


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
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'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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#10 2014-07-24 02:59:19

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

We do need an introduction section in Introductions.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#11 2014-07-24 03:52:36

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Did you notice anything peculiar with this thread?


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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#12 2014-07-24 03:54:52

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Not yet.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#13 2014-07-25 01:23:25

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But i have!


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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#14 2014-07-25 01:26:00

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Other than it is a joke thread?


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#15 2014-07-25 01:29:47

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Yes, this page is not viewed properly in many browsers.


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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#16 2014-07-25 01:34:43

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Which ones and why?


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#17 2014-07-25 16:00:59

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

one is google chrome.


friendship is tan 90°.

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#18 2014-07-25 19:21:10

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Well of course a math page would not be viewable in that browser.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#19 2014-07-26 00:59:50

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

It works in Chrome and Firefox for me.

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#20 2014-07-26 01:02:27

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It works in Chrome for me, too.


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#21 2014-07-26 01:28:14

bobbym
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

It does not work in chrome for me. I just get a blank screen. Oh wait, I do not have chrome installed.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#22 2014-07-26 01:31:22

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Maybe it happened in Firefox and you thought its Chrome. smile

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#23 2014-07-26 01:42:37

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

I wonder how it looks in SeaMonkey or Opera?


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#24 2014-07-26 01:45:21

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Opera is fine.

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#25 2014-07-26 01:58:22

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

But how does it look in Maxthon and IE?


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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