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**MathPro101****Member**- Registered: 2011-06-08
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Just two math pickup lines I thought were pretty humorous.

"You and I add up better than a Reimman sum"

"My love for you is like dividing by 0; its so undefined"

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**soroban****Member**- Registered: 2007-03-09
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**MathPro101****Member**- Registered: 2011-06-08
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Oh I like the You-Substitution one. Very nice.

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Converge! I am so using that one! Actually I'll probably use most of them...

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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I wish I was your derivative, so that I could lie tangent to your curves.

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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Agnishom wrote:

There are three members in our family who drink tea:

One does without sugar and without milk.

One does with sugar and without milk.

One does without sugar and with milk.

She wrote:

I do with sugar and milk.

Agnishom wrote:

If you join our family, we would complete the power set.

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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**Arna****Member**- From: The Polar Plane
- Registered: 2014-07-23
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

ans-because 7 8 9!!

Nothing is impossible as the statement itself states I M POSSIBLE

In this realm of twisted reality,sanity is only illusion

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7 8 9 double factorial?

By the way, this is not a pickup line.

Hi;

Welcome to Math Is Fun Forum.

What is your favorite color?

You may write an introduction in the introductions section

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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We do need an introduction section in Introductions.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.**

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Did you notice anything peculiar with this thread?

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Not yet.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.**

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But i have!

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Other than it is a joke thread?

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.**

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Yes, this page is not viewed properly in many browsers.

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Which ones and why?

I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.

All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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**niharika_kumar****Member**- From: Numeraland
- Registered: 2013-02-12
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one is google chrome.

friendship is tan 90°.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Well of course a math page would not be viewable in that browser.

I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.

All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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**ShivamS****Member**- Registered: 2011-02-07
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It works in Chrome and Firefox for me.

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**anonimnystefy****Real Member**- From: The Foundation
- Registered: 2011-05-23
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It works in Chrome for me, too.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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It does not work in chrome for me. I just get a blank screen. Oh wait, I do not have chrome installed.

I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.

All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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**ShivamS****Member**- Registered: 2011-02-07
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Maybe it happened in Firefox and you thought its Chrome.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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I wonder how it looks in SeaMonkey or Opera?

I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.

All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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**ShivamS****Member**- Registered: 2011-02-07
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Opera is fine.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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But how does it look in Maxthon and IE?

I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.

All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

**Online**