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**ganesh****Moderator**- Registered: 2005-06-28
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When I set k equal to 0,

I can be a mathematical hero:

If I should decide

By k to divide,

Then it's clear that 1 = 0.

A calculus student upset as could be

That his antiderivative just didn't agree

With the answer in the book

Even after a second look

Indeed it was off, but by a constant C.

There once was a number named e

Who took way too much LSD.

She thought she was great.

But that fact we must debate;

We know she wasn't greater than 3.

A challenge for many long ages

Had baffled the savants and sages.

Yet at last came the light:

Seems old Fermat was right--

To the margin add 200 pages.

It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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**Ninja 101****Member**- Registered: 2006-02-20
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i don't know any. i'm not irish see.

limericks come from leprechauns.

IT'S TRUE!!!!

a leprechaun.

Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being saught. It always defeats order, because it is better organized.

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**angel_hoseba****Member**- Registered: 2006-03-25
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here's another one

There's a lady in Swiss,

Who thought skating was a bliss

but a change in her fate

came when her skate

came when she finished it with sumthing like this

it's supposed to be upside down but i can't find a way to type the last line like that:P

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