When I set k equal to 0,
I can be a mathematical hero:
If I should decide
By k to divide,
Then it's clear that 1 = 0.
A calculus student upset as could be
That his antiderivative just didn't agree
With the answer in the book
Even after a second look
Indeed it was off, but by a constant C.
There once was a number named e
Who took way too much LSD.
She thought she was great.
But that fact we must debate;
We know she wasn't greater than 3.
A challenge for many long ages
Had baffled the savants and sages.
Yet at last came the light:
Seems old Fermat was right--
To the margin add 200 pages.
It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
i don't know any. i'm not irish see.
limericks come from leprechauns.
Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being saught. It always defeats order, because it is better organized.
here's another one
There's a lady in Swiss,
Who thought skating was a bliss
but a change in her fate
came when her skate
came when she finished it with sumthing like this
it's supposed to be upside down but i can't find a way to type the last line like that:P