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#226 2013-04-21 02:46:33

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Doesn't that just aggravate your adipose tissue? It does mine.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.
 

#227 2013-07-04 00:26:38

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Why? I think I like it


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Who are you to judge everything?' -Alokananda
 

#228 2013-07-04 01:23:04

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Hmmm, it looks nasty.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.
 

#229 2013-07-04 01:39:05

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Do you know an expression which you like?


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Who are you to judge everything?' -Alokananda
 

#230 2013-07-04 01:41:06

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That one is my favorite series. There is so much math wrapped up in it.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.
 

#231 2013-10-06 00:12:03

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The beloved maths teacher...


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#232 2013-11-10 14:33:55

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'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Who are you to judge everything?' -Alokananda
 

#233 2014-01-24 19:56:32

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An engineer thinks that his equations are an approximation to reality. A physicist thinks reality is an approximation to his equations. A mathematician doesn't care.

 

#234 2014-01-24 20:34:07

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ganesh wrote:

Q: What did the baby acorn say when it grew up:

A: Gee, I'm a tree! (Geometry)

Q: Why did the polynomial tree fall down?
A: Because it had no real roots.

ganesh wrote:

Q: What's purple and commutes?

A: An abelian grape.

And for those familiar with set theory:

Q: Whats yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice?
A: Zorns lemon.


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#235 2014-03-22 20:09:34

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∞!=√(2*pi)

What do you get when you divide the circumference of the sun by it's diameter?
"Pie in the sky"


Churchill (drunk): You're ugly, woman!
Woman (horrified): You're drunk!
Churchill: Yes, but in the morning I shall be sober...
 

#236 2014-03-27 12:06:25

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ganesh wrote:

There are 10 kinds of people in the world:
Those who understand Binary and those who don't.

Borrowed from xkcd:

There are 10 kinds of people in the world:
Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who have heard of trinary.

 

#237 2014-03-28 14:17:42

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andrew12 wrote:

An engineer thinks that his equations are an approximation to reality. A physicist thinks reality is an approximation to his equations. A mathematician doesn't care.

Andrew12: that's a good one smile

when it comes to some mathematicians I know, it's 100% true

 

#238 2014-03-29 03:43:06

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I agree.


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Who are you to judge everything?' -Alokananda
 

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