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#201 2013-04-10 05:38:24

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Do you have any answer?

The bug is 3! Posts at a time. Is it that only I'm seeing it? That happened twice today.


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#202 2013-04-10 05:47:44

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Re: Mathematics jokes

I do not have an answer to that question about the GP's.

For the bug, see what?


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If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
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#203 2013-04-10 20:25:46

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Re: Mathematics jokes

In the wait a minute thread, I have attached a screenshot, please see that


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#204 2013-04-10 20:29:23

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Hi;

I am sorry but I do not see the screenshot.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#205 2013-04-10 20:36:49

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Re: Mathematics jokes

http://www.mathisfunforum.com/postgallery.php?pid=262457&filename=image.jpg


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#206 2013-04-10 20:39:44

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Re: Mathematics jokes

It is not exactly a bug.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#207 2013-04-10 20:44:30

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Why should it happen then?


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#208 2013-04-10 20:47:40

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Re: Mathematics jokes

It is possible to sign in more than once with a special set of events and with certain browsers.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#209 2013-04-10 21:03:22

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Sign in means?


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#210 2013-04-10 21:05:59

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Be logged in.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#211 2013-04-10 21:10:16

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Re: Mathematics jokes

So that happened with me too, how?


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#212 2013-04-10 21:12:59

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Re: Mathematics jokes

In Firefox when the browser crashes and I restart it I will sometimes be logged in twice. What you do is log out and log back in to clear it.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#213 2013-04-10 21:41:38

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Re: Mathematics jokes

But I am not really talking of that


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#214 2013-04-10 21:42:39

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Okay, then what do you mean?

I just realized we are in a joke thread. I should have realized that sooner, let's continue this discussion over here:

http://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic … 67#p258367


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#215 2013-04-11 15:34:05

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Re: Mathematics jokes

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'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#216 2013-04-11 16:49:15

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Re: Mathematics jokes

How long does it take to do that?


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#217 2013-04-11 16:51:22

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Each one of them takes less than a second


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#218 2013-04-11 16:57:45

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Very good.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#219 2013-04-11 17:00:35

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Re: Mathematics jokes

smile I am very glad too


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#220 2013-04-20 04:25:50

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Re: Mathematics jokes

An insane mathematician gets on a bus and starts threatening everybody: "I'll integrate you! I'll differentiate you!!!" Everybody gets scared and runs away. Only one lady stays. The guy comes up to her and says: "Aren't you scared, I'll integrate you, I'll differentiate you!!!" The lady calmly answers: "No, I am not scared, I am e^x ."

More advanced and more New York style story:

A constant function and e^x are walking on Broadway. Then suddenly the constant function sees a differential operator approaching and runs away. So e^x follows him and asks why the hurry. "Well, you see, there's this differential operator coming this way, and when we meet, he'll differentiate me and nothing will be left of me...!" "Ah," says e^x, "he won't bother ME, I'm e to the x!" and he walks on. Of course he meets the differential operator after a short distance.
e^x: "Hi, I'm e^x"
diff.op.: "Hi, I'm d/dy"


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#221 2013-04-20 04:35:19

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Re: Mathematics jokes

That is a good one. I never did like that e^x fellow anyway.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#222 2013-04-20 04:41:03

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Why not?
It is wondrful


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#223 2013-04-20 04:46:33

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Doesn't that just aggravate your adipose tissue? It does mine.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#224 2013-07-03 02:26:38

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Why? I think I like it


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#225 2013-07-03 03:23:04

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Hmmm, it looks nasty.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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