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## #201 2013-04-11 03:27:22

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### Re: Mathematics jokes

In the range of the numbers you are interested in are you saying that the maximum number of partitions is the partitions of 9 999 999 998?

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

## #202 2013-04-11 03:30:22

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Not necessarily.

There's a bug in the forum, how did that just happen?

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
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## #203 2013-04-11 03:35:06

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That is what I meant, of all the 10 digit even numbers which one has the maximum number of Goldbach partitions?

What bug did you see?

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

## #204 2013-04-11 03:38:24

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The bug is 3! Posts at a time. Is it that only I'm seeing it? That happened twice today.

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Who are you to judge everything?' -Alokananda

## #205 2013-04-11 03:47:44

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I do not have an answer to that question about the GP's.

For the bug, see what?

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

## #206 2013-04-11 18:25:46

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In the wait a minute thread, I have attached a screenshot, please see that

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Who are you to judge everything?' -Alokananda

## #207 2013-04-11 18:29:23

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Hi;

I am sorry but I do not see the screenshot.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

## #208 2013-04-11 18:36:49

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http://www.mathisfunforum.com/postgallery.php?pid=262457&filename=image.jpg

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Who are you to judge everything?' -Alokananda

## #209 2013-04-11 18:39:44

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It is not exactly a bug.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

## #210 2013-04-11 18:44:30

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Why should it happen then?

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Who are you to judge everything?' -Alokananda

## #211 2013-04-11 18:47:40

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It is possible to sign in more than once with a special set of events and with certain browsers.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

## #212 2013-04-11 19:03:22

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'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Who are you to judge everything?' -Alokananda

## #213 2013-04-11 19:05:59

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Be logged in.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

## #214 2013-04-11 19:10:16

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So that happened with me too, how?

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Who are you to judge everything?' -Alokananda

## #215 2013-04-11 19:12:59

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In Firefox when the browser crashes and I restart it I will sometimes be logged in twice. What you do is log out and log back in to clear it.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

## #216 2013-04-11 19:41:38

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But I am not really talking of that

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Who are you to judge everything?' -Alokananda

## #217 2013-04-11 19:42:39

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Okay, then what do you mean?

I just realized we are in a joke thread. I should have realized that sooner, let's continue this discussion over here:

http://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic … 67#p258367

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

## #218 2013-04-12 13:34:05

Agnishom
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9903624992 = 33553909 + 9870071083
9674109130 = 33554201 + 9640554929
9932637252 = 33554341 + 9899082911

9999999990 = 33554317 + 9966445673
33554021 9966445969
33553991 9966445999
33553879 9966446111
33553679 9966446311
33553649 9966446341
33553537 9966446453
33553517 9966446473
33553417 9966446573
33553193 9966446797
33553103 9966446887
33552923 9966447067
33552853 9966447137
33552787 9966447203
33552601 9966447389
33552529 9966447461
33552481 9966447509
33552439 9966447551
33552413 9966447577
33552307 9966447683
33552173 9966447817
33551759 9966448231
33551717 9966448273
33551501 9966448489
33551363 9966448627
33551261 9966448729
33551237 9966448753
33551087 9966448903
33551033 9966448957
33550949 9966449041

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Who are you to judge everything?' -Alokananda

## #219 2013-04-12 14:49:15

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How long does it take to do that?

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

## #220 2013-04-12 14:51:22

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Each one of them takes less than a second

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Who are you to judge everything?' -Alokananda

## #221 2013-04-12 14:57:45

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Very good.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

## #222 2013-04-12 15:00:35

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'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Who are you to judge everything?' -Alokananda

## #223 2013-04-21 02:25:50

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An insane mathematician gets on a bus and starts threatening everybody: "I'll integrate you! I'll differentiate you!!!" Everybody gets scared and runs away. Only one lady stays. The guy comes up to her and says: "Aren't you scared, I'll integrate you, I'll differentiate you!!!" The lady calmly answers: "No, I am not scared, I am e^x ."

More advanced and more New York style story:

A constant function and e^x are walking on Broadway. Then suddenly the constant function sees a differential operator approaching and runs away. So e^x follows him and asks why the hurry. "Well, you see, there's this differential operator coming this way, and when we meet, he'll differentiate me and nothing will be left of me...!" "Ah," says e^x, "he won't bother ME, I'm e to the x!" and he walks on. Of course he meets the differential operator after a short distance.
e^x: "Hi, I'm e^x"
diff.op.: "Hi, I'm d/dy"

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Who are you to judge everything?' -Alokananda

## #224 2013-04-21 02:35:19

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That is a good one. I never did like that e^x fellow anyway.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

## #225 2013-04-21 02:41:03

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Why not?
It is wondrful

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Who are you to judge everything?' -Alokananda