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#101 2013-04-07 13:16:15

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Were talking about the La...ta files?


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#102 2013-04-07 13:18:15

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Hmmm, I think I got ya...


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#103 2013-04-07 13:20:20

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Got me? In what way?


“Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.
“Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most.” ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.

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#104 2013-04-07 13:21:30

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Re: Mathematics jokes

I have never heard of her.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess.

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#105 2013-04-07 13:22:44

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Re: Mathematics jokes

I do not understand you...


“Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.
“Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most.” ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.

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#106 2013-04-07 13:25:05

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Re: Mathematics jokes

When I said that I was joking.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess.

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#107 2013-04-07 13:31:54

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Oh. Anyway, is that what you mentioned there?


“Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.
“Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most.” ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.

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#108 2013-04-07 13:33:08

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Nope. I do not wish to frighten anyone.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess.

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#109 2013-04-07 13:37:45

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Then what did you mention?


“Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.
“Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most.” ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.

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#110 2013-04-07 13:43:29

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Creatures that think human reasoning is a joke.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess.

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#111 2013-04-07 13:46:19

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Don't all of them think so?


“Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.
“Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most.” ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.

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#112 2013-04-07 13:47:41

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I would think that most of them view humans the way we watch the three stooges.


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#113 2013-04-07 13:48:28

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Re: Mathematics jokes

£a...ta?


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#114 2013-04-07 13:49:37

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Re: Mathematics jokes

The latin for lizard.


“Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.
“Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most.” ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.

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#115 2013-04-07 13:54:42

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The people in the East have other names for them.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess.

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#116 2013-04-07 13:59:59

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Re: Mathematics jokes

What names?


“Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.
“Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most.” ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.

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#117 2013-04-07 14:02:58

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Hmmmm, there is even a derivation of it in Europe.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess.

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#118 2013-04-07 14:20:56

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Re: Mathematics jokes

I am still not seeing any names...


“Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.
“Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most.” ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.

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#119 2013-04-07 14:21:53

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Re: Mathematics jokes

You have heard of Vlad the impaler? Know anything about his history?


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess.

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#120 2013-04-07 14:26:43

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Dragons?


“Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.
“Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most.” ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.

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#121 2013-04-07 14:38:58

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Yep, his standard I think was called dracon, which was derived  from Draconis. We get dragon.
The Buddhist and some Hindus call then nagas. In Buddhism it means dragon to the Hindus it means snake or sepent.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess.

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#122 2013-04-07 14:41:05

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Re: Mathematics jokes

So, you mentioned the Draconians. But, don't they live in another bubble?


“Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.
“Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most.” ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.

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#123 2013-04-07 14:52:16

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Originally according to some people they come from there and were brought here millions of years ago.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess.

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#124 2013-04-07 14:56:22

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Re: Mathematics jokes

By who?


“Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.
“Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most.” ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.

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#125 2013-04-07 15:19:44

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Maybe we can talk about that some other time.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess.

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