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#76 2013-04-07 03:59:58

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Re: Mathematics jokes

That is true, but the statement is true also. Enough of the point was made.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#77 2013-04-07 04:08:38

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Re: Mathematics jokes

You have edited the post. >_<

Why is it a way to defeat the administrator?


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
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#78 2013-04-07 04:10:46

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Re: Mathematics jokes

This Is a joke thread. The administrator deleted it, should I put it back?


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#79 2013-04-07 04:18:31

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Re: Mathematics jokes

This a joke thread, but you seem to be have my post too.
Jokes are now turning into paradoxes


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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#80 2013-04-07 04:21:41

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Yes, I am sorry but the quote had to go too. That is a very sensitive topic and I only wanted you to see it.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#81 2013-04-07 04:41:12

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Re: Mathematics jokes

That is a very sensitive topic

Is that a joke again?


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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#82 2013-04-07 04:45:28

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Hi;

No, that one is a sensitive topic. But hidden in the joke thread it will be overlooked.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#83 2013-04-07 05:40:34

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Re: Mathematics jokes

I don't know whether the last post was a joke or not.

Why is it a sensitive topic? Have you found those creatures?


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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#84 2013-04-07 05:45:00

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Re: Mathematics jokes

I have heard they find you rather than the other way around. I do not wish people who are googling to find those words and then come in here looking around...


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#85 2013-04-07 05:47:00

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Why would people google about that?


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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#86 2013-04-07 05:48:06

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Re: Mathematics jokes

So far no reason but further explanation...


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#87 2013-04-07 05:53:54

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Now, I have got some idea why Alokananda hates my jokes.

Anyway, I was talking about a telephone number


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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#88 2013-04-07 05:55:31

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Re: Mathematics jokes

I would imagine it was hers?


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#89 2013-04-07 05:58:39

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I did that and my mother's number and my dad's number too
For hers I found atleast 113274 goldbach partitions and for my father's I got atleast 120036 partitions


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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#90 2013-04-07 06:01:43

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Re: Mathematics jokes

That is very good. But what did you use for k again?


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#91 2013-04-07 06:04:25

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Re: Mathematics jokes

That same value 7
How does it matter? I already told you that once it was told to be prime by miller-rabin I sent it to a REAL prime test to verify


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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#92 2013-04-07 06:12:42

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Hi;

Okay, I forgot that. What other prime test did you use?


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#93 2013-04-07 06:23:13

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Re: Mathematics jokes

def isPrime(n):
	for p in primes: #primes is a list that I imported from my old table
		p = int(p)
		if p > n**0.5:
			return True
		else:
			if not (n%p):
				return False

Just testing whether it is divisible by all the other primes less than or equal to the square root of the number


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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#94 2013-04-07 06:27:48

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Okay, with k = 7 there was less than one chance in 16384 that it was making a mistake.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#95 2013-04-07 06:33:08

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Still its good to be sure


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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#96 2013-04-07 06:35:24

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Re: Mathematics jokes

You had to or use a larger k.

See you later, I am going offline.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#97 2013-04-07 07:06:39

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Re: Mathematics jokes

Okay have a nice day!


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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#98 2013-04-07 10:50:38

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Re: Mathematics jokes

That was gruelling but I made it back.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#99 2013-04-07 13:11:09

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Re: Mathematics jokes

bobbym wrote:

I have heard they find you rather than the other way around. I do not wish people who are googling to find those words and then come in here looking around...

The La...ta files?


“Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.

“Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most.” ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment

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#100 2013-04-07 13:12:13

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Re: Mathematics jokes

I have never heard of her.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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