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Re: Mathematics jokesThat is true, but the statement is true also. Enough of the point was made. In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. #77 20130408 02:08:38
Re: Mathematics jokesYou have edited the post. >_< 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #78 20130408 02:10:46
Re: Mathematics jokesThis Is a joke thread. The administrator deleted it, should I put it back? In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. #79 20130408 02:18:31
Re: Mathematics jokesThis a joke thread, but you seem to be have my post too. 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #80 20130408 02:21:41
Re: Mathematics jokesYes, I am sorry but the quote had to go too. That is a very sensitive topic and I only wanted you to see it. In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. #81 20130408 02:41:12
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Is that a joke again? 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #82 20130408 02:45:28
Re: Mathematics jokesHi; In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. #83 20130408 03:40:34
Re: Mathematics jokesI don't know whether the last post was a joke or not. 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #84 20130408 03:45:00
Re: Mathematics jokesI have heard they find you rather than the other way around. I do not wish people who are googling to find those words and then come in here looking around... In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. #85 20130408 03:47:00
Re: Mathematics jokesWhy would people google about that? 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #86 20130408 03:48:06
Re: Mathematics jokesSo far no reason but further explanation... In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. #87 20130408 03:53:54
Re: Mathematics jokesNow, I have got some idea why Alokananda hates my jokes. 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #88 20130408 03:55:31
Re: Mathematics jokesI would imagine it was hers? In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. #89 20130408 03:58:39
Re: Mathematics jokesI did that and my mother's number and my dad's number too 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #90 20130408 04:01:43
Re: Mathematics jokesThat is very good. But what did you use for k again? In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. #91 20130408 04:04:25
Re: Mathematics jokesThat same value 7 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #92 20130408 04:12:42
Re: Mathematics jokesHi; In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. #93 20130408 04:23:13
Re: Mathematics jokesCode:def isPrime(n): for p in primes: #primes is a list that I imported from my old table p = int(p) if p > n**0.5: return True else: if not (n%p): return False Just testing whether it is divisible by all the other primes less than or equal to the square root of the number 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #94 20130408 04:27:48
Re: Mathematics jokesOkay, with k = 7 there was less than one chance in 16384 that it was making a mistake. In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. #95 20130408 04:33:08
Re: Mathematics jokesStill its good to be sure 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #96 20130408 04:35:24
Re: Mathematics jokesYou had to or use a larger k. In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. #97 20130408 05:06:39
Re: Mathematics jokesOkay have a nice day! 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #98 20130408 08:50:38
Re: Mathematics jokesThat was gruelling but I made it back. In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. #99 20130408 11:11:09
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The La...ta files? The limit operator is just an excuse for doing something you know you can't. “It's the subject that nobody knows anything about that we can all talk about!” ― Richard Feynman “Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most.” ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment #100 20130408 11:12:13
Re: Mathematics jokesI have never heard of her. In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. 