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## #1 2010-06-16 20:29:24

Tigeree
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### Chemistry

I found these Chem jokes. Enjoy. And post your own if you have, or find, any. I admit they're pretty bad but I hope you find them as funny as I did!

Q. What do you do when you find a dead chemist?
A. Barium!
(Bury 'im)

Q. What is the purpose of a doctor?
A. Helium!
(Heal 'em)

Teacher: What's the formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Teacher: That's not what I taught you.
Student: You said H to O.
(H2O)

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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## #2 2010-06-16 20:32:08

bobbym
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### Re: Chemistry

Those are pretty good.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
A number by itself is useful, but it is far more useful to know how accurate or certain that number is.

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## #3 2010-06-16 20:38:55

Tigeree
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### Re: Chemistry

I know! I didn't even make them up!

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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## #4 2010-06-16 20:43:47

ZHero
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### Re: Chemistry

Q: What weapon is made of Potassium, Nickel and Iron?
A:

If two or more thoughts intersect, there has to be a point!

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## #5 2010-06-17 03:47:49

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### Re: Chemistry

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## #6 2010-09-10 14:31:36

Tigeree
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### Re: Chemistry

I got an atoms joke not sure if you guys heard it but I'll tell you anyway.

There's two atoms sitting at a bar when one atom says to the other, "I think I'm missing an electron."
The other atom says, "Are you sure?"
To which the first atom replies, "I'm positive."

I didn't make that one up either, I heard it from a friend.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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## #7 2010-09-10 15:28:56

bobbym
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### Re: Chemistry

Hey, that is actually pretty good. I give it a nine.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
A number by itself is useful, but it is far more useful to know how accurate or certain that number is.

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## #8 2010-09-10 15:55:30

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## #9 2010-09-11 23:27:13

Tigeree
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### Re: Chemistry

I don't understand. I've not heard of it before, maybe that's why. But I'll just stick to the part of it I do get. The Chemistry.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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## #10 2010-09-12 04:23:28

bobbym
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### Re: Chemistry

The lone ranger used to say. Hi Oh Silver! It was waaaaaay before your time.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
A number by itself is useful, but it is far more useful to know how accurate or certain that number is.

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## #11 2010-09-12 04:34:48

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## #12 2010-09-12 21:31:43

Tigeree
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### Re: Chemistry

Ohhhhhhh. Thanks, bobz. That's really funny!
And so is the other one! Silly Johnny.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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## #13 2010-09-27 14:31:39

soha
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### Re: Chemistry

really good ones!!

"Let us realize that: the privilege to work is a gift, the power to work is a blessing, the love of work is success!"
- David O. McKay

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## #14 2010-10-07 03:11:59

soroban
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## #15 2010-10-07 16:17:04

Hydroex
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### Re: Chemistry

Hmm, I get dinitro but what is the link with chicken wire?

:d

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## #16 2010-10-07 16:26:34

bobbym
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### Re: Chemistry

Does it not look like chicken wire?

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
A number by itself is useful, but it is far more useful to know how accurate or certain that number is.

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## #17 2010-10-07 16:54:25

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### Re: Chemistry

Oh..it does! (after i checked on the image of a chicken wire >< )

:d

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## #18 2010-12-18 16:38:46

Aartt
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### Re: Chemistry

I dont get the silver one?

Im a 6th grader(ya your all thinking what is he doing here. My answer is I <3 Math and i cannot get enough) I also like Science like Chemistry and Physics(even though i know about nothing about them i still love them because the include the word "MATH" )

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## #19 2010-12-18 22:43:51

Tigeree
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### Re: Chemistry

That joke is based on a show thingy way before your time, Aartt.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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## #20 2010-12-18 22:45:04

bobbym
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### Re: Chemistry

Helped me too, darn he is smart. He must eat a lot of chicken...

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
A number by itself is useful, but it is far more useful to know how accurate or certain that number is.

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## #21 2010-12-18 22:47:02

Tigeree
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### Re: Chemistry

The only thing I know 'bout chicken is they contain a lot of hormones.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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## #22 2010-12-18 22:50:35

bobbym
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### Re: Chemistry

I guess they do. They also contain a lot of chicken fat. Knew a guy who ate a big box of chicken per day. Washed it down with bacon and beer. Made it to 91.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
A number by itself is useful, but it is far more useful to know how accurate or certain that number is.

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## #23 2010-12-19 05:48:29

Aartt
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### Re: Chemistry

oook thats kind of wierd

Im a 6th grader(ya your all thinking what is he doing here. My answer is I <3 Math and i cannot get enough) I also like Science like Chemistry and Physics(even though i know about nothing about them i still love them because the include the word "MATH" )

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## #24 2010-12-21 16:41:33

Tigeree
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### Re: Chemistry

That's amazing, but I can't help but feel that just isn't true.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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## #25 2010-12-21 17:44:15

bobbym
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### Re: Chemistry

Think what you like. It is a fact.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
A number by itself is useful, but it is far more useful to know how accurate or certain that number is.

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