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#1 2010-06-17 18:29:24
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I found these Chem jokes. Enjoy. And post your own if you have, or find, any. I admit they're pretty bad but I hope you find them as funny as I did! 
Q. What do you do when you find a dead chemist?
A. Barium!
(Bury 'im)
Q. What is the purpose of a doctor?
A. Helium!
(Heal 'em)
Teacher: What's the formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Teacher: That's not what I taught you.
Student: You said H to O.
(H2O)
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#2 2010-06-17 18:32:08
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Those are pretty good.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#3 2010-06-17 18:38:55
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I know! I didn't even make them up!
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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#4 2010-06-17 18:43:47
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Q: What weapon is made of Potassium, Nickel and Iron?
A:
If two or more thoughts intersect with each other, then there has to be a point.
#6 2010-09-11 12:31:36
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I got an atoms joke not sure if you guys heard it but I'll tell you anyway.
There's two atoms sitting at a bar when one atom says to the other, "I think I'm missing an electron."
The other atom says, "Are you sure?"
To which the first atom replies, "I'm positive."
I didn't make that one up either, I heard it from a friend.
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#7 2010-09-11 13:28:56
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Hey, that is actually pretty good. I give it a nine.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#9 2010-09-12 21:27:13
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I don't understand. I've not heard of it before, maybe that's why. But I'll just stick to the part of it I do get. The Chemistry.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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#10 2010-09-13 02:23:28
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The lone ranger used to say. Hi Oh Silver! It was waaaaaay before your time.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#12 2010-09-13 19:31:43
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Ohhhhhhh. Thanks, bobz. That's really funny! 
And so is the other one! Silly Johnny.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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#13 2010-09-28 12:31:39
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really good ones!!
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#16 2010-10-08 15:26:34
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Does it not look like chicken wire?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#17 2010-10-08 15:54:25
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Oh..it does! (after i checked on the image of a chicken wire >< )
:d
#18 2010-12-19 15:38:46
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I dont get the silver one?
Im a 6th grader(ya your all thinking what is he doing here. My answer is I <3 Math and i cannot get enough) I also like Science like Chemistry and Physics(even though i know about nothing about them i still love them because the include the word "MATH"
)#19 2010-12-19 21:43:51
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That joke is based on a show thingy way before your time, Aartt.
But post #10 may help you, helped me.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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#20 2010-12-19 21:45:04
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Helped me too, darn he is smart. He must eat a lot of chicken...
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#21 2010-12-19 21:47:02
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The only thing I know 'bout chicken is they contain a lot of hormones.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#22 2010-12-19 21:50:35
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I guess they do. They also contain a lot of chicken fat. Knew a guy who ate a big box of chicken per day. Washed it down with bacon and beer. Made it to 91.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#23 2010-12-20 04:48:29
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oook thats kind of wierd
Im a 6th grader(ya your all thinking what is he doing here. My answer is I <3 Math and i cannot get enough) I also like Science like Chemistry and Physics(even though i know about nothing about them i still love them because the include the word "MATH"
)#24 2010-12-22 15:41:33
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That's amazing, but I can't help but feel that just isn't true.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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#25 2010-12-22 16:44:15
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Think what you like. It is a fact.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.