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#1 2010-06-16 20:29:24

Tigeree
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Chemistry

I found these Chem jokes. Enjoy. And post your own if you have, or find, any. I admit they're pretty bad but I hope you find them as funny as I did! smile

Q. What do you do when you find a dead chemist?
A. Barium!   
(Bury 'im)

Q. What is the purpose of a doctor?
A. Helium!
(Heal 'em)

Teacher: What's the formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Teacher: That's not what I taught you.
Student: You said H to O. 
(H2O)


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#2 2010-06-16 20:32:08

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Re: Chemistry

Those are pretty good.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Of course that result can be rigorously obtained, but who cares?
Combinatorics is Algebra and Algebra is Combinatorics.

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#3 2010-06-16 20:38:55

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Re: Chemistry

I know! I didn't even make them up!


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#4 2010-06-16 20:43:47

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Re: Chemistry

Q: What weapon is made of Potassium, Nickel and Iron?
A:


If two or more thoughts intersect with each other, then there has to be a point.

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#5 2010-06-17 03:47:49

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Re: Chemistry

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#6 2010-09-10 14:31:36

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Re: Chemistry

I got an atoms joke not sure if you guys heard it but I'll tell you anyway.

There's two atoms sitting at a bar when one atom says to the other, "I think I'm missing an electron."
The other atom says, "Are you sure?"
To which the first atom replies, "I'm positive." 

I didn't make that one up either, I heard it from a friend.


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#7 2010-09-10 15:28:56

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Re: Chemistry

Hey, that is actually pretty good. I give it a nine.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Of course that result can be rigorously obtained, but who cares?
Combinatorics is Algebra and Algebra is Combinatorics.

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#8 2010-09-10 15:55:30

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Re: Chemistry

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#9 2010-09-11 23:27:13

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Re: Chemistry

I don't understand. I've not heard of it before, maybe that's why. But I'll just stick to the part of it I do get. The Chemistry.


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#10 2010-09-12 04:23:28

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Re: Chemistry

The lone ranger used to say. Hi Oh Silver! It was waaaaaay before your time.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Of course that result can be rigorously obtained, but who cares?
Combinatorics is Algebra and Algebra is Combinatorics.

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#11 2010-09-12 04:34:48

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Re: Chemistry

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#12 2010-09-12 21:31:43

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Re: Chemistry

Ohhhhhhh. Thanks, bobz. That's really funny! lol
And so is the other one! Silly Johnny.


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#13 2010-09-27 14:31:39

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Re: Chemistry

really good ones!!


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#14 2010-10-07 03:11:59

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Re: Chemistry

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#15 2010-10-07 16:17:04

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Re: Chemistry

Hmm, I get dinitro but what is the link with chicken wire?


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#16 2010-10-07 16:26:34

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Does it not look like chicken wire?


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Of course that result can be rigorously obtained, but who cares?
Combinatorics is Algebra and Algebra is Combinatorics.

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#17 2010-10-07 16:54:25

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Re: Chemistry

Oh..it does! (after i checked on the image of a chicken wire >< )


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#18 2010-12-18 16:38:46

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Re: Chemistry

I dont get the silver one?


Im a 6th grader(ya your all thinking what is he doing here. My answer is I <3 Math and i cannot get enough) I also like Science like Chemistry and Physics(even though i know about nothing about them i still love them because the include the word "MATH" big_smile )

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#19 2010-12-18 22:43:51

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Re: Chemistry

That joke is based on a show thingy way before your time, Aartt.
But post #10 may help you, helped me.


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#20 2010-12-18 22:45:04

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Helped me too, darn he is smart. He must eat a lot of chicken...


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Of course that result can be rigorously obtained, but who cares?
Combinatorics is Algebra and Algebra is Combinatorics.

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#21 2010-12-18 22:47:02

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Re: Chemistry

The only thing I know 'bout chicken is they contain a lot of hormones.


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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#22 2010-12-18 22:50:35

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I guess they do. They also contain a lot of chicken fat. Knew a guy who ate a big box of chicken per day. Washed it down with bacon and beer. Made it to 91.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Of course that result can be rigorously obtained, but who cares?
Combinatorics is Algebra and Algebra is Combinatorics.

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#23 2010-12-19 05:48:29

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Re: Chemistry

oook thats kind of wierd


Im a 6th grader(ya your all thinking what is he doing here. My answer is I <3 Math and i cannot get enough) I also like Science like Chemistry and Physics(even though i know about nothing about them i still love them because the include the word "MATH" big_smile )

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#24 2010-12-21 16:41:33

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Re: Chemistry

That's amazing, but I can't help but feel that just isn't true.


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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#25 2010-12-21 17:44:15

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Re: Chemistry

Think what you like. It is a fact.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Of course that result can be rigorously obtained, but who cares?
Combinatorics is Algebra and Algebra is Combinatorics.

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