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You are not logged in. #1 2009-08-29 17:11:16
The PandaA panda walks into a bar and has a hamburger, after he eats he pulls out a gun and shoots everyone in the room, he then leaves, a bystander who saw what the panda had done runs after the panda and asks him "Why did you do that?". Last edited by Sonic the hedgehog (2009-08-29 17:12:03) I would not want to be a politician... Let me tell you this: If I was campaigning, and I go against my opponent and he started attacking my character, and I leap over the table and choke him unconscious, would that help my campaign? --Chuck Norris-- #2 2009-08-29 20:02:25
Re: The PandaI like that! Last edited by phrontister (2009-08-30 21:46:58) "The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do." - Ted Nelson #4 2009-08-30 00:00:24
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Ah Eats shoots and Leaves, I had to study that book as part of English Language, and I thoroughly disliked it #5 2009-08-30 00:49:02
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I thought it was very good...the author's witty style and her informative content. But I didn't have to study the book, which can make all the difference. Last edited by phrontister (2009-09-30 18:26:21) "The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do." - Ted Nelson #6 2009-08-30 11:01:59
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People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy. ~ Anton Chekhov Cheer up, emo kid. #7 2009-08-30 13:09:45
Re: The PandaHi soroban, "The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do." - Ted Nelson #8 2009-08-30 14:27:35
Re: The Panda . #9 2009-08-31 20:23:15
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Any takers...? That missing fly-spot makes the world of difference! "The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do." - Ted Nelson #10 2009-09-10 03:56:33
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Thanks! I would not want to be a politician... Let me tell you this: If I was campaigning, and I go against my opponent and he started attacking my character, and I leap over the table and choke him unconscious, would that help my campaign? --Chuck Norris-- #12 2009-09-18 01:55:33
Re: The PandaThey're two excellent examples of ambiguity, soroban! "The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do." - Ted Nelson #13 2009-10-03 19:29:40
Re: The PandaPlease send more! I'm enjoying these! I would not want to be a politician... Let me tell you this: If I was campaigning, and I go against my opponent and he started attacking my character, and I leap over the table and choke him unconscious, would that help my campaign? --Chuck Norris-- #14 2009-10-04 17:50:52
Re: The PandaSo ambiguous. People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy. ~ Anton Chekhov Cheer up, emo kid. |