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That's a very good brainteaser, uzurpatorul!
I thought it was easy and entered my answer into the projecteureka site link...which said I was wrong!
I played around with it some more but couldn't come up with anything different, and so I cheated by peeking at Bobby's answer - which was different from mine (as I knew it would be). Hmm...
So I did this (including some more cheating):-
Hi quittyqat,
Most English spell checkers are regional (either American English or British English), and unless you have a SOWPODS one (not actually available, AFAIK) your checker will show errors.
I used the OSPD - "Official Scrabble Player's Dictionary" (American) and OSW - "Official Scrabble Words" (British) for this. "SOWPODS" is just a popularised rearrangment of the combined OSW and PODS letters to make that combination pronounceable.
The OSW contains many more words than the OSPD, so it's likely that for this poem more errors will appear when using an A.E. spell checker than a B.E. one.
It's only an over-the-top exercise in silliness - as is the original poem (although nowhere near the extent of my version) - but it does highlight one of the limitations of spell checkers.
But...all the words are definitely valid, and would be allowable in international Scrabble tournaments that allow 'double-dictionary' play (which tournaments between A.E and B.E. players generally do).
Of course, just to add to the confusion, I also went for obscure word-choices where possible, which spell checkers that mainly comprise standard/common words would miss.
I also threw an out-of-place apostrophe or two into the mix...just highlighting a further flaw in electronic spell checkers. And I included an intentional misspelling: "prefect" instead of "perfect".
Inspired by various versions of this poem on the internet, I saw possibilities for a near-total spelling derailment...and here's what I came up with.
It may look like absolute gobbledegook at first glance, but try it with someone who's a good reader and get them to read it out aloud to you - fairly quickly and smoothly (they may need to have a bit of a run-through first).
You'll probably find as I did when someone read it to me (including some other 'uninitiated' friends), that the reader won't have a clue whatsoever about what they're reading, but to the hearers, who aren't tricked by the alternative spellings, it will (might?) be quite clear!
All except the proper names and acronyms are valid words found in the SOWPODS word list, which contains British-English and American-English words allowed in Scrabble 'double-dictionary' play. If you run the poem (and the extra bits) through a SOWPODS-armed spellchecker, no errors will be reported.
The Spelling Chequer
aka "Anne Owed too the Spell Ling Cheque Err"
(buy Hen Ree Word's Worth Long Fell Lowe)
Rede Pea Esses (bee lo) fur st
Eye have ah spell ling chequer
It kaim withe my pea sea.
It plane lee marque's four miry view
Miss steak psych an knot cee.
Eye's try ka quay an tie pa whirred
And weight faw it too sei
Weather eye 'am rong oar write
It shew's mi stray ta whey!
As sue NASA missed ache is maid
(it nose bee four to long)
Then eye cann put thee error rite
Its' rare lea ever rong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
(witch yaw sure lee plea's two no!)
Its let ur purr feck tall the weigh
My Czech er tolled mi sew.
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Of coarse, iff few doo the saim and run awl this threw you're spell ling cheque er to, the ree's alt faugh yule bee just as prefect (butt yore Czech err mussed bee worth it sault!)
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Pea Ess.................Bet ur read doubt allow dan dun's pea dilly (hint: reed read as read, dont reede it as read).
Peep Ee Es............This poem was nom inn eight ted as ah canned id eight fore ah Pullets err pries.
P Pea Pe Ess..........En knee 'pea queue lea are' word's (knot name) tsar inn the Scrab Bull diction heir ee!
Pe Peep E Pea S.....Play sing the em fah siss on the write cill ah bull is ess sen shool!
Thanks, MathsIsFun.
Btw, I'm fairly sure that I was able to delete one or two in the past, but I don't recall what it was that I did differently.
I know that on one occasion I just deleted the whole post and started again.
Terrific solution, Fruityloop! Thanks!
I hadn't thought of trying that. Very neat and concise!
It lines up pretty much with my spreadsheet solution, in which I linked the two sentences by calling upon the same age-difference cells.
I've made some minor changes to my spreadsheet solution in post #8 to make it a bit clearer, and for some small corrections. Just ignore the second image - it won't delete for some reason (I've posted about that in the Suggestions and Comments forum).
Hi!
I've tried without success to delete a couple of images from my posts, and wonder if there's a bug or if I'm doing something wrong.
The images are:
1. The third one in "The missing dollar" thread in Puzzles and Games.
2. The second one in post #8 of "Edna's age" thread, also in Puzzles and Games.
Ticking the Delete box on the Edit page didn't work...and waiting several hours before trying again made no difference either. Nor did logging off/on.
Anyone got any ideas on this?
Thanks.
Hi quittyqat,
What if you don't chew? It fits the description then.
I don't think you'd get any takers. Swallowing apples (even little ones) is just not a good idea. Personally, I wouldn't want to shove anything that has injurious potential down my delicate oesophagus (the narrowest part of the digestive tube).
The only apple I'm prepared to swallow is my Adam's apple (my own only!), and I don't have 12 of those in front of me.
P.S. They're all rotten.
Yuk! Count me out!!
This already-hypothetical problem has now grown in hypotheticality!
Reminds me of "Residents refuse to go into the bins", which is missing the apostrophe that would give it the intended meaning...and at the same time change the pronunciation of one of the words.
Any takers...? That missing fly-spot makes the world of difference!
I heard that one on the radio during a discussion about the much-misused/misunderstood/abused/forgotten apostrophe. The 'greengrocer's apostrophe' (one of my pet hates) was also mentioned, of course.
I see... When you wrote that, in your time, it was noon!
"noone"...the forbidden letter gives some nice, extra spice here.
Hi soroban,
Great triple pun!
This altered version has a quadruple pun:
Three brothers left home to establish a cattle ranch out east. They could not think of an appropriate name for the ranch and called their father back home, who suggested the name Focus...for thats where the suns rays meet ("sons raise meat").
When their father died the name took on added significance for them, through where the morning suns rays meet ("mourning sons raise meat").
...I had to study that book as part of English Language, and I thoroughly disliked it
I thought it was very good...the author's witty style and her informative content. But I didn't have to study the book, which can make all the difference.
I disliked Thomas Hardy's "The Mayor of Casterbridge" as a compulsory school novel, but have since read many other books of his and enjoyed them so much that I reread TMoC, this time around thoroughly enjoying it and feeling quite moved by the tragic tale.
I like that!
Reminds me of "Residents refuse to go into the bins", which is missing the apostrophe that would give it the intended meaning...and at the same time change the pronunciation of one of the words.
"Eats, Shoots & Leaves"...I have that book. Here are images from it: the cover page and the panda story.
Whatwaswrongwiththat?
"Whatwaswrongwiththat"...a syllabic-alliteration example.
Hi Bobby,
I slept more when I was working.
I think that's called "sleeping on the job". So you were a professional sleep-deprivation volunteer, then?
My daughter volunteered for a paid S-D study some time ago and was at her most lucid when she should have been at her sleepiest. She started and finished a reasonably-serious cross-number puzzle (but nowhere near as tough as Little Pigley) to help her stay awake - much to the amazement of the study team.
She hasn't managed to do another one since (actually, that's not fair: they're not really her thing...she just wanted the mental stimulus from the diversion of doing something different from the norm).
Hi Bobby,
Very interesting article...thanks! Next time there's some coin-flipping to do I'll toss and I'll call!
I hadn't considered the enormous influence that a weight-distribution bias of umpteen vigintillionths of a yoctometer (or any number of vigintillionths of a yoctometer, for that matter) might have on my experiment, otherwise I would have gone to much greater lengths than I did to try to achieve true randomness.
And it's just as well that the author didn't go down to one googolplexth of a yoctometre for the level of perfection in a coin's fabrication, or I might have thought he was just being silly!
Hi Bobby,
The trouble is flipping a coin is not truly random either, their is a bias to one side because of the uneven weight distribution...
I doubt that there was much (any?) influence due to weight-distribution bias in my live experiment. Mixed in with the variations I mentioned above (left-handed, right-handed, caught, dropped, high toss, low toss) were catching-height variations, turning the coin over in my hand varying numbers of times before (and/or after) flipping it and varying the spinning speed. That's all I recall.
I also used varying combinations of those variations: eg, slow spin/high toss; fast spin/low catch/turn over catch.
I never used the same manoeuvre multiple times in a row...and maybe that makes my experiment not truly random.
Hi Bobby,
Why the heck didn't you program it!
I don't know what possessed me! Sometimes I just start writing instead of typing, too!!
But I haven't yet descended to the depths of shop assistants and their utter reliance on calculators, even for the simplest of tasks.
Hi Bobby,
I doubted that there would be runs such as in your findings and so I conducted my own experiment. Coin tosses were varied...left-handed, right-handed, caught, dropped, high toss, low toss, & some others.
Had to do it while my wife was out, because I'm "spending too much time on that maths forum".
My results:
0110 0110 1100 0011 0101 0111 0101 0111 1101 1011 1010 0001 0011 0000 1011
0101 1000 1111 1001 0010 1101 0001 0011 1101 0001 0101 1111 0111 1000 1011
Well...I'm surprised. It has 3 runs of 5 plus 5 runs of 4.
It also bears out luca's comment:
And no...I don't think there's a hidden message in my binaries.
I didn't analyse it any further...I just heard the front door open!
Hi Bobby,
Typically I work on about 10-15 probs per day.
Yes...I wondered if you ever slept! That is, other than your using "the method of sleeping while nodding your head and with eyes open."
I hadn't really thought much about brain speed slowing down with age until I saw it happen to my mother, who'd always been a very quick, sharp and competitive word-game player. In her later years she had to admit defeat and ask for us to slow down in games where speed was a factor.:(
Hi Bobby,
I'm not ashamed of not being able to do certain things because of having been born at an early age...reference to which date (just getting even further off the track!) I blurted out in my YOB puzzle post here on MIFF for the world to see.
That is, of course, if that YOB isn't a bogus one that just happened to fit the puzzle nicely and at the same time protected my real YOB for the sake of internet anonimity.:)
Hi Bobby,
His problems are olympiad level or tougher.
Well, that sure counts me out, then! My highjump standard is about the height of a Limbo Dance stick.
Here are my workings so far (and that's where they'll have to end)...
While researching the Archimedes' cattle problem (see thread on this forum) I came across this puzzle on the internet...
The wording is similar to that in Part A of the cattle puzzle - which I managed to solve - and so I started it. I got as far as working out the equations and some early ratios, but now I'm totally stuck.
The solution strategy is at http://nightswimming.com/math/jewel/ - but it's too advanced for me.
Maybe someone here might be interested in having a look at it.
Hi Bobby,
I wasn't able to eliminate 37 with my method
37 is eliminated because it's odd, not even (same as for 27).
Thanks for the additional work.
I think I like the algebraic approach best. Spreadsheet is good too...like getting a program to run successfully. And Goal Seek is nice - seeing the numbers spin around until the solution is found, and watching "WRONG!" change to "SOLVED!". Pardon my delight...my efforts don't always work out so well!
Thanks, Bobby. I see what you did...logic & eliminations. Btw, you didn't mark Rita = 37 as impossible (not even) on your worksheet.
Here are solution strategies like the ones I posted for Edna's age puzzle:
Excel spreadsheet image below (just change Ann's bogus age in C10 as per E10's instruction). Goal Seek aid included.