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More Jokes...A mathematician, along with his engineer friend, attends to a guest lecture on geometry in fifteen dimensions! Last edited by ZHero (20080704 10:48:19) If two or more thoughts intersect with each other, then there has to be a point. #2 20080704 11:27:32
Re: More Jokes...Q: what did the mathematician call his dog? If two or more thoughts intersect with each other, then there has to be a point. #3 20080704 16:23:07
Re: More Jokes...A math professor is giving a lecture when he writes something on the board, says, "This is immediately obvious." He then turns to face his students, and upon seeing the blank stares on their faces, he turns back to the board. He starts staring at the board in deep thought. After a few minutes of dead silence, just when it was getting unbearable, he turns back to the class and says, "Yea, it is immediately obvious." "In the real world, this would be a problem. But in mathematics, we can just define a place where this problem doesn't exist. So we'll go ahead and do that now..." #4 20080704 17:25:42
Re: More Jokes...Once there's this Mathematician who falls in love with his beautiful neighbor Maria... If two or more thoughts intersect with each other, then there has to be a point. #5 20080704 21:35:57
Re: More Jokes...A mathematician claimed to have trained his dog the BASIC MATHS! The dog'd tell the answer by barking as many times and would lift the 'right leg for +ve' & 'left leg for a ve' number! If two or more thoughts intersect with each other, then there has to be a point. #6 20080707 05:09:48
Re: More Jokes...A beautiful lady goes to a doctor for some physical examination. Last edited by ZHero (20080707 05:10:46) If two or more thoughts intersect with each other, then there has to be a point. #7 20080709 09:01:10
Re: More Jokes...A man was playing chess with his dog when suddenly he's caught upon by his friend with suprise.. Last edited by ZHero (20080709 09:08:50) If two or more thoughts intersect with each other, then there has to be a point. #8 20080709 09:23:54
Re: More Jokes...It was b'day of Mary's boyfriend John. She was too conscious of giving him a nice present that would always remind him of her. If two or more thoughts intersect with each other, then there has to be a point. #9 20080728 22:02:25
Re: More Jokes...Interviewer: Imagine you're walking through a jungle and suddenly you come across a Lion and a Chimpanzee. Would you rather the Lion eat you or the Chimpanzee eat you? Last edited by ZHero (20080728 22:03:17) If two or more thoughts intersect with each other, then there has to be a point. #10 20100529 18:35:17
Re: More Jokes...A Mathematician, a Programmer and an Electrical Engineer were on death row waiting to go in the electric chair. If two or more thoughts intersect with each other, then there has to be a point. #11 20101202 00:25:06
Re: More Jokes...Hi Zhero, I come from a civilization which has given the world the number 0.. 