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OK, someone told me this yesterday, so don't blame me if it isn't funny:
Three men are on a jumbo jet that's going straight down, about to crash. However, there are only two parachutes. One of the men is a scientist, the other is a hobo, and the last man is a bodyguard. They begin to argue about who should get the parachute.
"I could help save the planet, I should get the first one!" The scientist proclaims. ![]()
"I might become a millionaire, I should get the first one!" The hobo yells. ![]()
"People like the King Of England need protection. I should get the first one!" The bodyguard yells back. ![]()
Eventually, it is decided that the scientist gets the first parachute. He grabs it and jumps off the plane, yelling, "SO LONG, SUCKERS!" ![]()
The hobo dives for the other parachute, but the bodyguard stops him. "It's OK, there's still two parachutes left. The scientist took the picnic basket."
"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination," ~ John Lennon
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i feel bad for the scientist oh well that was funny
shimmy shimmy coconut shimmy shimmy nut
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The scientist could save the planet, but he couldn't tell the difference between a PICNIC BASKET and a parachute? ![]()
"There is not a difference between an in-law and an outlaw, except maybe that an outlaw is wanted" ![]()
Nisi Quam Primum, Nequequam
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