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#1 2005-05-07 17:24:33

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Great Truths that Adults Have Learned

* Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
* Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
* Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
* Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
* Being Grown Up is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.


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#2 2005-05-16 21:12:45

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I have good news and i have bad news.
The good news is there isn't any bad news.
But the bad news is there isn't any good news.
Menno Beekman

 

#3 2008-01-10 03:16:04

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Nice "jokes"


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#4 2008-01-10 10:07:20

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WOAH!!! y'know i think im the nut lol pistashio if i do say so myself hmmm salty


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#5 2008-01-10 10:10:05

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Lightning nice new pic


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#6 2008-01-10 10:14:30

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thanks its my new dog 5wks old he has no name.... it you would you can name him!!!


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#7 2008-01-10 10:16:24

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hmmm how bout Charles thats a good dog name


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#8 2008-01-10 10:18:49

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we already have a charles(german shep.) BTW i have 25 dogs its has to be unique..nothing that no one thats thought of hmmm


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#9 2008-01-10 10:36:52

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Monger?


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#10 2008-01-10 10:48:08

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Where?!?!


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#11 2008-01-10 11:06:17

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no a mean his name could it be Monger?


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#12 2008-01-10 23:37:31

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nah it scares meh


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#13 2008-01-11 00:56:09

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Why?


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#14 2008-02-27 12:33:29

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what do you call a chiken with legs? a chiken leg. hahahahahahahahqha

 

#15 2008-02-28 10:02:33

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MathsIsFun wrote:

* Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.

i like this one because i am a teenager:D


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#16 2011-11-11 02:40:52

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why'd the mushroom go to a party?
because he's a fun-gi!! roflol

 

#17 2012-04-02 18:20:17

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MathsIsFun wrote:

* Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
* Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
* Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
* Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
* Being Grown Up is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

Very good and interesting facts and I think everyone should keep these kind of facts in mind and I like this very much "Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside"

 
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