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#1 2005-05-06 19:24:33

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Great Truths that Adults Have Learned

* Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
* Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
* Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
* Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
* Being Grown Up is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#2 2005-05-15 23:12:45

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Re: Great Truths that Adults Have Learned

I have good news and i have bad news.
The good news is there isn't any bad news.
But the bad news is there isn't any good news.
Menno Beekman

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#3 2008-01-09 04:16:04

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Re: Great Truths that Adults Have Learned

Nice "jokes"


(im an ALIEN eek) im kool tongue (WHAT what You cant steal my fridge!)]

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#4 2008-01-09 11:07:20

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WOAH!!! y'know i think im the nut lol pistashio if i do say so myself hmmm salty


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#5 2008-01-09 11:10:05

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Lightning nice new pic


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#6 2008-01-09 11:14:30

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thanks its my new dog 5wks old he has no name.... it you would you can name him!!!


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#7 2008-01-09 11:16:24

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hmmm how bout Charles thats a good dog name


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#8 2008-01-09 11:18:49

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we already have a charles(german shep.) BTW i have 25 dogs its has to be unique..nothing that no one thats thought of hmmm


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#9 2008-01-09 11:36:52

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Monger?


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#10 2008-01-09 11:48:08

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Where?!?!


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#11 2008-01-09 12:06:17

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no a mean his name could it be Monger?


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#12 2008-01-10 00:37:31

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nah it scares meh


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#13 2008-01-10 01:56:09

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Why?


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#14 2008-02-26 13:33:29

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what do you call a chiken with legs? a chiken leg. hahahahahahahahqha


ps. rockon

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#15 2008-02-27 11:02:33

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Re: Great Truths that Adults Have Learned

MathsIsFun wrote:

* Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.

i like this one because i am a teenager:D


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#16 2011-11-10 03:40:52

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Re: Great Truths that Adults Have Learned

why'd the mushroom go to a party?
because he's a fun-gi!! roflol

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#17 2012-04-01 20:20:17

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Re: Great Truths that Adults Have Learned

MathsIsFun wrote:

* Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
* Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
* Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
* Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
* Being Grown Up is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

Very good and interesting facts and I think everyone should keep these kind of facts in mind and I like this very much "Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside"

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