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#1 2005-06-29 18:34:00
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Knock Knock
Knock Knock!
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!
#2 2005-06-29 18:54:45
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Hey, tis funny!
Thanks Mummy. (that sounds odd)
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
#3 2005-06-29 20:33:45
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a man walks into a shop and asks for a jam maker the shop keeper replys what a jamaica no a jam maker the man replied what a jamaican cake
#4 2005-06-30 01:04:31
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I don't get that one.
School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
#5 2005-06-30 05:56:19
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i think the correct term is i...don't get it
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
Fatboy Slim is a Legend #6 2005-06-30 06:10:28
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Ahem.
i...don't get it
School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
#7 2005-06-30 06:18:07
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yes!!! Preach the truth sister!!!
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
Fatboy Slim is a Legend #10 2005-07-01 20:54:04
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Who's there?
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
#11 2005-07-02 01:42:57
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The interrupting cow!
School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
#12 2005-07-02 05:40:25
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Moo.
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
#13 2005-07-02 06:02:47
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I feel that we may never know who was there...
HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY
Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name #14 2005-07-02 06:28:09
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Um, it was the interrupting cow, and it interrupted before someone could say The interrupting cow who?
Get it? (though I already know what he'll say...)
School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
#15 2005-07-02 07:02:25
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Moo!
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.