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#1 2005-06-28 20:34:00

mummy64
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Knock Knock

Knock Knock!
Doris. 
Doris, who? 
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!

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#2 2005-06-28 20:54:45

MathsIsFun
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Re: Knock Knock

Hey, tis funny!

Thanks Mummy. (that sounds odd)


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#3 2005-06-28 22:33:45

wellkell
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Re: Knock Knock

a man walks into a shop and asks for a jam maker the shop keeper replys what a jamaica no a jam maker the man replied what a jamaican cake

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#4 2005-06-29 03:04:31

Roraborealis
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Re: Knock Knock

I don't get that one.


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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#5 2005-06-29 07:56:19

Mr T
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Re: Knock Knock

i think the correct term is i...don't get it


I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool

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#6 2005-06-29 08:10:28

Roraborealis
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Re: Knock Knock

Ahem.

i...don't get it


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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#7 2005-06-29 08:18:07

Mr T
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Re: Knock Knock

yes!!! Preach the truth sister!!!
Black%20Preacher.jpg


I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool

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#8 2005-06-30 22:39:12

laureneh
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Re: Knock Knock

(h) big_smile spk 2 mi im funneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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#9 2005-06-30 22:41:09

laureneh
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Re: Knock Knock

(-_-){-__-} knock knock...

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#10 2005-06-30 22:54:04

MathsIsFun
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Re: Knock Knock

Who's there?


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#11 2005-07-01 03:42:57

Roraborealis
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Re: Knock Knock

The interrupting cow!


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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#12 2005-07-01 07:40:25

Zach
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Re: Knock Knock

Moo.


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#13 2005-07-01 08:02:47

stewie
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Re: Knock Knock

I feel that we may never know who was there...


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool

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#14 2005-07-01 08:28:09

Roraborealis
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Re: Knock Knock

Um, it was the interrupting cow, and it interrupted before someone could say The interrupting cow who?
Get it? (though I already know what he'll say...)


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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#15 2005-07-01 09:02:25

Zach
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Re: Knock Knock

Moo!


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#16 2019-05-09 04:01:59

Alg Num Theory
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Re: Knock Knock

A variation on the knock-knock joke is the ring-ring (telephone) joke.

Ring Ring.
Hello?
Linus.
Linus who?
Linus bad – can you speak up?


Me, or the ugly man, whatever (3,3,6)

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