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#52 2005-06-11 09:12:25
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MathsIsFun wrote:
That's whats great about this forum - it's international!
http://starryskies.com/The_sky/events/l … oon.sm.jpg
That picture would show interplanetal.
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
#53 2005-07-21 20:39:19
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this is a joke, a blonde walks into a shop and asks if she can buy a tv. the man answers, "sorry but blondes aren't allowed in here." So the blonde walks out and changes outfits as a disguise. When she asks to look at a tv again, the man repeats, "Sorry but blondes aren't allowed in here." The blonde goes out again and buys a black wig. She goes back in again and asks to look at a tv. Once again the man says"blondes aren't allowed in here: The blonde says"How do you know I'm a blonde?" The man answers "because this is a furniture shop!"
#54 2005-07-22 01:07:20
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That was terrible.
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
#55 2005-07-22 03:44:48
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Um, I heard the TV was actually a microwave....not a furniture shop.
School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
#56 2005-07-22 14:33:40
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....and I heard the refrigerator was a washing machine! 
Character is who you are when no one is looking.
ok thrn well 
#58 2006-06-05 17:26:04
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Mr T wrote:
where r u from vulcan bcoz me clock says it was 25 past 2 when you said
about time the bird went! It's 11PM!
Me be from OZ
one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!
#59 2006-06-05 17:28:18
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Two blondes walked into a building
you'd think one of them would have seen it (they walked right into the building(Bang!))
one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!
#60 2006-06-20 16:40:03
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This is not meant to offend anyone or be racist!
[Well then, can I change the person? -- justlooking]
how do you stop [the idiot] from drinking?
close the toilet lid!
Last edited by justlookingforthemoment (2006-06-21 18:20:34)
one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!
#61 2006-07-19 12:12:23
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What did the Carrot say to the Wheat?
"'Lettuce' rest, I'm feeling 'beet'"
What did the paper say to the pen?
"I'm feeling quite all 'write' my friend"
What did the Teapot say to the Chalk?
Nothing you silly... teapots can't talk.
Maybe the helicopter, maybe it's made of chocolate.