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#1 2005-04-29 22:07:30
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grand jokes
what do you call a wood pecker without a beak?
a headbanger!
ps. i will only write more jokes if requested (you might have to wait a bit)
one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!
#2 2005-04-30 00:54:23
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write more jokes, go on i dare u
HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY
Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name #3 2005-04-30 22:15:24
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That's what this forum's for.
School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
#4 2005-05-01 00:17:12
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what do you call a sleeping bull?
a bulldozer!
how many duds does it take to change a lightbulb?
3 (one to hold the bulb and 2 to turn the chair around!)
one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!
#5 2005-05-01 08:16:13
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How many "Mr T"s does it take to change a lightbulb?
Mr T: " None! I ain't afraid o no dark, foo'! "
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
#6 2005-05-02 03:06:31
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tis true i is only afraid of mr scrooges feathers
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
Fatboy Slim is a Legend #7 2005-05-02 22:59:24
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why did mr foo' (mr t) cross the road?
mr t:i aint croosing no road foo'!
you would if mr scrooges feathers were behind you!
mr t: aaargggggghhhhh!
splat
mr t was a nice man (not)
he got hit by a car...........
one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!
#9 2005-05-05 22:38:12
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Gaia wrote:
funnie
funny is spelt funny. funny! 
one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!
#10 2005-05-05 22:43:51
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First words of a sentence must be spelt with a capital letter. Funny!
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
#11 2005-05-05 23:03:07
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schoolboy!
one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!
#12 2005-05-05 23:13:31
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You also spelt 'school' wrong.
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
#13 2005-05-06 08:37:13
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They do it to annoy you, methinks
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
#14 2005-05-06 18:55:15
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I guessed.
^M'thinks.
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
#15 2005-05-06 19:07:04
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Hey Zach. You should be at school. Not at home. Get your back side here now.
Friends are angels who lift our feet when our own wings have trouble remembering how to fly
#16 2005-05-06 23:49:19
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Zach wrote:
You also spelt 'school' wrong.
no I didn't write school wrong
thats perfectly correct
one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!
#17 2005-05-18 23:15:05
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Zach.......Zach.......Zach.......Zach.......Zach.......
why don't you come here and corect my spelling?
one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!
#18 2005-05-18 23:29:58
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Whoops, zach's a moderator!
better delete my 2 letters next year after he has read it!
one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!
#19 2005-05-19 19:54:22
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Alright. Send me the money to pay for the air fare and I'll be perfectly fine with coming to correct your spelling.
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
#20 2005-05-19 22:41:43
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better not
i though you were a ferret but you've changed
your the grim reeper
one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!
#21 2005-05-19 23:02:55
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sir!sir!
theres a grim reeper among us!
and he's a moderator!
OMG!
ooooooooohhhhhhh.....*crashes to the floor.fainted*
one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!
#22 2005-05-20 01:11:21
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That's not the Grim Reaper. That's just a Reaper Plushie.
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
#23 2005-05-20 03:49:10
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same thing
HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY
Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name #24 2005-05-20 06:35:15
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One is stuffed, one isn't.
School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
#25 2005-05-20 07:30:43
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As in stuffed with plushie-filling stuff I assume ...
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman