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#1 2005-04-29 00:07:30

Vulcan
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grand jokes

what do you call a wood pecker without a beak?
a headbanger!

ps. i will only write more jokes if requested (you might have to wait a bit)


one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!

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#2 2005-04-29 02:54:23

stewie
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Re: grand jokes

write more jokes, go on i dare u


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool

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#3 2005-04-30 00:15:24

Roraborealis
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Re: grand jokes

That's what this forum's for.


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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#4 2005-04-30 02:17:12

Vulcan
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Re: grand jokes

what do you call a sleeping bull?
a bulldozer!

how many duds does it take to change a lightbulb?
3 (one to hold the bulb and 2 to turn the chair around!)


one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!

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#5 2005-04-30 10:16:13

MathsIsFun
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Re: grand jokes

How many "Mr T"s does it take to change a lightbulb?

Mr T: " None! I ain't afraid o no dark, foo'! "


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#6 2005-05-01 05:06:31

Mr T
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Re: grand jokes

tis true i is only afraid of mr scrooges feathers


I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool

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#7 2005-05-02 00:59:24

Vulcan
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Re: grand jokes

why did mr foo' (mr t) cross the road?

mr t:i aint croosing no road foo'!

you would if mr scrooges feathers were behind you!

mr t: aaargggggghhhhh!

splat

mr t was a nice man (not)
he got hit by a car...........


one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!

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#8 2005-05-03 18:08:44

Gaia
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Re: grand jokes

funnie lol


as a cat, i'm safe in the water
blruff
oh great, dogfish mad

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#9 2005-05-05 00:38:12

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Re: grand jokes

Gaia wrote:

funnie lol

funny is spelt funny. funny! lol


one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!

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#10 2005-05-05 00:43:51

Zach
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Re: grand jokes

First words of a sentence must be spelt with a capital letter. Funny! big_smile


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#11 2005-05-05 01:03:07

Vulcan
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Re: grand jokes

schoolboy! lol


one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!

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#12 2005-05-05 01:13:31

Zach
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Re: grand jokes

You also spelt 'school' wrong.


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#13 2005-05-05 10:37:13

MathsIsFun
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Re: grand jokes

They do it to annoy you, methinks


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#14 2005-05-05 20:55:15

Zach
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Re: grand jokes

I guessed.

^M'thinks.


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#15 2005-05-05 21:07:04

insomnia
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Re: grand jokes

Hey Zach. You should be at school. Not at home. Get your back side here now.


Friends are angels who lift our feet when our own wings have trouble remembering how to fly

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#16 2005-05-06 01:49:19

Vulcan
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Re: grand jokes

Zach wrote:

You also spelt 'school' wrong.

no I didn't write school wrong
thats perfectly correct


one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!

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#17 2005-05-18 01:15:05

Vulcan
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Re: grand jokes

Zach.......Zach.......Zach.......Zach.......Zach.......
why don't you come here and corect my spelling?


one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
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#18 2005-05-18 01:29:58

Vulcan
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Re: grand jokes

Whoops, zach's a moderator!
better delete my 2 letters next year after he has read it!


one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!

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#19 2005-05-18 21:54:22

Zach
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Re: grand jokes

Alright. Send me the money to pay for the air fare and I'll be perfectly fine with coming to correct your spelling.


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#20 2005-05-19 00:41:43

Vulcan
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Re: grand jokes

better not
i though you were a ferret but you've changed
your the grim reeper


one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!

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#21 2005-05-19 01:02:55

Vulcan
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Re: grand jokes

sir!sir!
theres a grim reeper among us!
and he's a moderator!
OMG!
ooooooooohhhhhhh.....*crashes to the floor.fainted*


one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!

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#22 2005-05-19 03:11:21

Zach
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Re: grand jokes

That's not the Grim Reaper. That's just a Reaper Plushie.


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#23 2005-05-19 05:49:10

stewie
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Re: grand jokes

same thing


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool

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#24 2005-05-19 08:35:15

Roraborealis
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Re: grand jokes

One is stuffed, one isn't.


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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#25 2005-05-19 09:30:43

MathsIsFun
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Re: grand jokes

As in stuffed with plushie-filling stuff I assume ...


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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