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#1 2006-08-17 16:14:20
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Q: Where do kids learn their ABCs?
A: At LMN-tary school!
Q: What is the fruitiest lesson?
A: History, because it's full of dates
Q: What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?
A: The multiplication table! !
Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smiles, because it has a mile between the 2 s's!
Q: What is a cow's favorite school activity?
A: Moo-sic!
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#2 2006-08-17 16:45:55
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Pretty good, I like the play on words. Keep it up!
#3 2006-11-04 14:46:39
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haha funny jokes
Theres no other place like home or is there..............
#4 2006-11-04 14:55:47
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Very good, lovely ones, Suha!
Thanks for these brilliant jokes
Character is who you are when no one is looking.
#5 2006-11-04 15:31:19
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Pretty good, I like the play on words. Keep it up!
I must have missed that play. Who preformed it?
"In the real world, this would be a problem. But in mathematics, we can just define a place where this problem doesn't exist. So we'll go ahead and do that now..."
#6 2006-11-05 00:36:58
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Let's hear some more funny jokes suha!
The world revolves around me. Deal with it.
#9 2006-11-12 04:56:39
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Me Hulk. Hulk Want More Play On Words. Absence Of More Play On Word Make Hulk Angry. Hulk Want Smash!
Maybe the helicopter, maybe it's made of chocolate.
#10 2006-11-23 04:45:24
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put some more on Suha
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#12 2006-11-23 21:33:28
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Did you know that 'SUHA' is an acronym?
SUHA = Scottish Underwater Hockey Association
#13 2006-11-23 22:05:36
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Meh, practically everything is an acronym.
Devious Elephants Viciously Aggravate Nineteen Tepid Éclairs.
Why did the vector cross the road?
It wanted to be normal.
#14 2006-11-23 22:34:44
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Yes, that's true.
Murderous Ants Tasting Hurtful Speedy Yaks Passing Elephants Raking Stupid Orange Nincompoops.
#15 2006-11-27 04:13:54
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Devanté wrote:
Did you know that 'SUHA' is an acronym?
SUHA = Scottish Underwater Hockey Association
well made fun of my name ah
oh no disgusting
by the way my name is not suha
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#16 2006-11-27 04:19:39
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Well, I didn't mean to, it just came to mind.
Oh no, I just thought you were soha instead of suha!
I'm confused. Soha and suha's usernames look the same.