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#1 2006-08-17 16:14:20

soha
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Some Questions And Answers

Q: Where do kids learn their ABCs?

A: At LMN-tary school!

Q: What is the fruitiest lesson?

A: History, because it's full of dates

Q: What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

A: The multiplication table! !

Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?

A: Smiles, because it has a mile between the 2 s's!

Q: What is a cow's favorite school activity?

A: Moo-sic!


"Let us realize that: the privilege to work is a gift, the power to work is a blessing, the love of work is success!" smile smile
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#2 2006-08-17 16:45:55

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Pretty good, I like the play on words. Keep it up! smile

 

#3 2006-11-04 14:46:39

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haha funny jokes


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#4 2006-11-04 14:55:47

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Very good, lovely ones, Suha!
Thanks for these brilliant jokes smile


Character is who you are when no one is looking.
 

#5 2006-11-04 15:31:19

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Pretty good, I like the play on words. Keep it up!

I must have missed that play.  Who preformed it?


"In the real world, this would be a problem.  But in mathematics, we can just define a place where this problem doesn't exist.  So we'll go ahead and do that now..."
 

#6 2006-11-05 00:36:58

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Let's hear some more funny jokes suha!


The world revolves around me. Deal with it. cool
 

#7 2006-11-10 05:15:44

arn
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excellent smile

 

#8 2006-11-10 21:39:15

WiZaRd
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Great Suha


Be Happy!
 

#9 2006-11-12 04:56:39

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Me Hulk. Hulk Want More Play On Words. Absence Of More Play On Word Make Hulk Angry. Hulk Want Smash!


Maybe the helicopter, maybe it's made of chocolate.
 

#10 2006-11-23 04:45:24

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put some more on Suha


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#11 2006-11-23 19:12:13

WiZaRd
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yeah i am waiting


Be Happy!
 

#12 2006-11-23 21:33:28

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Did you know that 'SUHA' is an acronym?

SUHA = Scottish Underwater Hockey Association

 

#13 2006-11-23 22:05:36

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Meh, practically everything is an acronym.

Devious Elephants Viciously Aggravate Nineteen Tepid Éclairs.


Why did the vector cross the road?
It wanted to be normal.
 

#14 2006-11-23 22:34:44

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Yes, that's true.

Murderous Ants Tasting Hurtful Speedy Yaks Passing Elephants Raking Stupid Orange Nincompoops.

 

#15 2006-11-27 04:13:54

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Devanté wrote:

Did you know that 'SUHA' is an acronym?

SUHA = Scottish Underwater Hockey Association

well made fun of my name ah       


oh no disgusting

by the way my name is not suha


"Let us realize that: the privilege to work is a gift, the power to work is a blessing, the love of work is success!" smile smile
- David O. McKay
 

#16 2006-11-27 04:19:39

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Well, I didn't mean to, it just came to mind. smile

Oh no, I just thought you were soha instead of suha!

I'm confused. Soha and suha's usernames look the same.

 

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