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#1 2006-10-24 22:40:31
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Hey, fellows
Try t beat this joke 
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Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned pale.
”No, Johnny! Stop! That’s horrible! You can’t eat worms! ” Trying to convince him further,
”Now the mother worm is looking all over for her nice baby-worm.”
”No, she isn’t,” said Johnny.
”Why not?”
”Because I ate her first! ”
hah?
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#2 2006-10-25 03:27:39
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That didn't even make me smile, sorry.
But a nice picture. It looks like the back of a jaffa cake with facial features.
#3 2006-10-25 05:55:31
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I don't get the joke.
The world revolves around me. Deal with it.
#4 2006-10-25 06:14:23
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This is anecdotoff's first post here, and it seems only to advertise the site. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if anecdotoff never posted again.
"In the real world, this would be a problem. But in mathematics, we can just define a place where this problem doesn't exist. So we'll go ahead and do that now..."
#5 2006-10-25 07:23:31
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And I wouldn't be surprised if (well, some) most of the jokes in this forum are lame and made by people who have no sense of humour (mostly guests).
#6 2006-10-25 09:54:55
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lol lol hahahhah i didn't get it
naver give up on the war of love unless if you want to!
#7 2006-10-26 15:58:28
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It made me cry, thinking about the poor little baby worm who will now never experience life, and the baby worm's mom, who must have had a horrible moment of terror, knowing that she would not be able to raise her child or see her baby grow up.
People can do such horrible things and laugh about them!
Love is what matters most!
#8 2006-10-26 16:13:36
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Oh, The Humanity! I mean ... the Wormity!
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
#9 2006-10-27 10:23:42
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They killed the baby worm! *cries*
The world revolves around me. Deal with it.
#10 2006-10-28 02:03:32
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It's like the maggot-in-the-apple joke.
Maggots are people too, you know!
Last edited by Devanté (2006-10-28 02:03:44)
#11 2006-10-28 03:07:54
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”Now the mother worm is looking all over for her nice baby-worm.”
I would have said "No...because worms can't see!"
A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.
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#14 2006-10-31 07:56:47
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i am trying to cry but i just don't feel it :lol
naver give up on the war of love unless if you want to!
#15 2006-10-31 08:00:32
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Go peel some onions. That will make crying forceful; But not unstoppable.
#16 2006-10-31 08:05:57
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onions make me cry whwhwhwhwhwhwhwh
naver give up on the war of love unless if you want to!
#17 2006-10-31 11:35:22
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umm didnt get the joke...wasnt funny
Desi
Raat Key Rani !
#18 2006-10-31 12:23:32
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I didn't get it either...................
The world revolves around me. Deal with it.
#19 2006-10-31 12:40:30
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ok who has a good joke...anyone?
Desi
Raat Key Rani !