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#1 2006-10-24 00:40:31

anecdotoff
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Try to beat this JOKE :)

Hey, fellows

Try t beat this joke roflol   :

www.anecdotoff.com

Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned pale.
”No, Johnny! Stop! That’s horrible! You can’t eat worms! ” Trying to convince him further,
”Now the mother worm is looking all over for her nice baby-worm.”
”No, she isn’t,” said Johnny.
”Why not?”
”Because I ate her first! ”

up hah?
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#2 2006-10-24 05:27:39

Devantè
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Re: Try to beat this JOKE :)

That didn't even make me smile, sorry.

But a nice picture. It looks like the back of a jaffa cake with facial features.

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#3 2006-10-24 07:55:31

coolcat23
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Re: Try to beat this JOKE :)

I don't get the joke.


The world revolves around me. Deal with it. cool

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#4 2006-10-24 08:14:23

Ricky
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Re: Try to beat this JOKE :)

This is anecdotoff's first post here, and it seems only to advertise the site.  I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if anecdotoff never posted again.


"In the real world, this would be a problem.  But in mathematics, we can just define a place where this problem doesn't exist.  So we'll go ahead and do that now..."

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#5 2006-10-24 09:23:31

Devantè
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Re: Try to beat this JOKE :)

And I wouldn't be surprised if (well, some) most of the jokes in this forum are lame and made by people who have no sense of humour (mostly guests).

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#6 2006-10-24 11:54:55

slfer100
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Re: Try to beat this JOKE :)

lol lol hahahhah i didn't get it


naver give up on the war of love unless if you want to! big_smile

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#7 2006-10-25 17:58:28

RealEstateBroker
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Re: Try to beat this JOKE :)

It made me cry, thinking about the poor little baby worm who will now never experience life, and the baby worm's mom, who must have had a horrible moment of terror, knowing that she would not be able to raise her child or see her baby grow up.

People can do such horrible things and laugh about them!


Love is what matters most!

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#8 2006-10-25 18:13:36

MathsIsFun
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Re: Try to beat this JOKE :)

Oh, The Humanity! I mean ... the Wormity!


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#9 2006-10-26 12:23:42

coolcat23
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Re: Try to beat this JOKE :)

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They killed the baby worm! *cries*


The world revolves around me. Deal with it. cool

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#10 2006-10-27 04:03:32

Devantè
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Re: Try to beat this JOKE :)

It's like the maggot-in-the-apple joke.

Maggots are people too, you know!

Last edited by Devanté (2006-10-27 04:03:44)

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#11 2006-10-27 05:07:54

mikau
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Re: Try to beat this JOKE :)

”Now the mother worm is looking all over for her nice baby-worm.”

I would have said "No...because worms can't see!"


A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.

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#12 2006-10-27 05:12:20

Devantè
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Re: Try to beat this JOKE :)

That's why the joke fails.

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#13 2006-10-27 17:41:37

WiZaRd
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Re: Try to beat this JOKE :)

Yeah I am Trying.........;)


Be Happy!

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#14 2006-10-30 08:56:47

slfer100
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Re: Try to beat this JOKE :)

i am trying to cry but i just don't feel it :lol big_smile


naver give up on the war of love unless if you want to! big_smile

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#15 2006-10-30 09:00:32

Devantè
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Re: Try to beat this JOKE :)

Go peel some onions. That will make crying forceful; But not unstoppable.

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#16 2006-10-30 09:05:57

slfer100
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Re: Try to beat this JOKE :)

onions make  me cry whwhwhwhwhwhwhwh


naver give up on the war of love unless if you want to! big_smile

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#17 2006-10-30 12:35:22

unique
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Re: Try to beat this JOKE :)

umm didnt get the joke...wasnt funny


Desi
Raat Key Rani !

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#18 2006-10-30 13:23:32

coolcat23
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Re: Try to beat this JOKE :)

I didn't get it either...................


The world revolves around me. Deal with it. cool

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#19 2006-10-30 13:40:30

unique
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Re: Try to beat this JOKE :)

ok who has a good joke...anyone?


Desi
Raat Key Rani !

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