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## #1 2006-10-27 18:54:26

rida
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### School jokes

Q: How do you get straight A's?

A: By using a ruler!

Dreams don't come true, you gotta make them come true.

## #2 2006-10-27 19:51:58

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### Re: School jokes

Here's a rather lame joke I made:

Why do you have to pay for school?
Because you have to pay attention!

## #3 2006-10-28 00:56:25

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### Re: School jokes

Ben: Mum, do I have to go to school?

Mum: For the last time Ben, you're thirty-two years old and you're the headmaster!

## #4 2006-10-28 01:00:49

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### Re: School jokes

Funny

Dreams don't come true, you gotta make them come true.

## #5 2006-10-28 01:04:02

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Q: What word is always spelled incorrectly?

A: Incorrectly!

Dreams don't come true, you gotta make them come true.

## #6 2006-10-28 02:01:50

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### Re: School jokes

Ms. Boone: I'm afraid your son is no longer welcome at our school.
Parent/Carer/Guardian: Why?
Ms. Boone: Well, he put f in front or the art sign, crossed out 'embly' on the assembly hall sign, and under the spoons poster, he crossed out the two s' and ns!
Parent/Carer/Guardian: (on appointment letter, is scratching out the s, b and e from Ms. Boone's name)
Ms. Boone: I guess it runs through the family.

## #7 2006-10-28 05:46:41

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### Re: School jokes

More lame jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

son:There below C-level!

The world revolves around me. Deal with it.

## #8 2006-10-28 06:32:55

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### Re: School jokes

Another lame joke:

James: A B C D E F...
Teacher: James! This isn't preschool or an English class? Why on Earth are you singing the alphabet?
James: I'm singing in hex.

## #9 2006-10-28 08:48:20

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### Re: School jokes

Ha, Ha ,Ha.......................................Very funny.

The world revolves around me. Deal with it.

## #10 2006-10-28 15:39:12

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### Re: School jokes

Very Funny Indeed

Be Happy!