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#1 2006-10-26 20:54:26

rida
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School jokes


Q: How do you get straight A's?

A: By using a ruler!


Dreams don't come true, you gotta make them come true.

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#2 2006-10-26 21:51:58

Devantè
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Re: School jokes

Here's a rather lame joke I made:

Why do you have to pay for school?
Because you have to pay attention!

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#3 2006-10-27 02:56:25

Dross
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Re: School jokes

Ben: Mum, do I have to go to school?

Mum: For the last time Ben, you're thirty-two years old and you're the headmaster!


Bad speling makes me [sic]

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#4 2006-10-27 03:00:49

rida
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Re: School jokes

Funny


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#5 2006-10-27 03:04:02

rida
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Re: School jokes

Q: What word is always spelled incorrectly?

A: Incorrectly!


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#6 2006-10-27 04:01:50

Devantè
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Re: School jokes

Another lame joke I made:

Ms. Boone: I'm afraid your son is no longer welcome at our school.
Parent/Carer/Guardian: Why?
Ms. Boone: Well, he put f in front or the art sign, crossed out 'embly' on the assembly hall sign, and under the spoons poster, he crossed out the two s' and ns!
Parent/Carer/Guardian: (on appointment letter, is scratching out the s, b and e from Ms. Boone's name)
Ms. Boone: I guess it runs through the family.

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#7 2006-10-27 07:46:41

coolcat23
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Re: School jokes

More lame jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

son: Dad,my grades are under water.
Dad:What do you mean son?
son:There below C-level!


The world revolves around me. Deal with it. cool

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#8 2006-10-27 08:32:55

Devantè
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Re: School jokes

Another lame joke:

James: A B C D E F...
Teacher: James! This isn't preschool or an English class? Why on Earth are you singing the alphabet?
James: I'm singing in hex.

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#9 2006-10-27 10:48:20

coolcat23
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Re: School jokes

Ha, Ha ,Ha.......................................Very funny.


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#10 2006-10-27 17:39:12

WiZaRd
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Registered: 2006-09-22
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Re: School jokes

Very Funny Indeed


Be Happy!

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