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#1 2006-10-11 13:54:35
- ganesh
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More clean jokes
1. Teacher : Use analyze and Anatomy in a sentence of your own.
Student : My Anna lies over the ocean, Oh! Bring back my Anna to me.
2. In an Army canteen:
Captain to a soldier : Have you got change for $10?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Captain : Thats no way to talk to an officer.
I repeat the question. Have you got change for $10?
Soldier : No, Sir.
Character is who you are when no one is looking.
#2 2006-10-11 18:07:18
- Devantè
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Re: More clean jokes
Nice jokes, Ganesh. 
It's like buying a few sticks of gum for about 50p, and you give them about £20. It gets really bad once the cash register doesn't have any notes inside.
#3 2006-10-11 18:54:25
- justlookingforthemoment
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Re: More clean jokes
ganesh wrote:
1. Teacher : Use analyze and Anatomy in a sentence of your own.
Student : My Anna lies over the ocean, Oh! Bring back my Anna to me.
Teacher: Use 'influenza' in a sentence.
Student: I had a bird called Enza, and one day she flew away - but a week later, I opened the door and in flew Enza.
#4 2006-10-11 19:00:34
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Re: More clean jokes
My one (this is going to be a lame one 
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Teacher: Use the word 'electron' in a sentence of your own.
Student: Huh? Who in the right mind would elect Ron to run for mayor?