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#1 2006-10-10 15:54:35

ganesh
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Registered: 2005-06-28
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More clean jokes

1. Teacher : Use analyze and Anatomy in a sentence of your own.
Student : My Anna lies over the ocean, Oh! Bring back my Anna to me.

2. In an Army canteen:
Captain to a soldier : Have you got change for $10?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Captain : Thats no way to talk to an officer.
I repeat the question. Have you got change for $10?
Soldier : No, Sir.


Character is who you are when no one is looking.

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#2 2006-10-10 20:07:18

Devantè
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Registered: 2006-07-14
Posts: 6,400

Re: More clean jokes

Nice jokes, Ganesh. smile

It's like buying a few sticks of gum for about 50p, and you give them about £20. It gets really bad once the cash register doesn't have any notes inside.

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#3 2006-10-10 20:54:25

justlookingforthemoment
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Registered: 2005-05-26
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Re: More clean jokes

ganesh wrote:

1. Teacher : Use analyze and Anatomy in a sentence of your own.
Student : My Anna lies over the ocean, Oh! Bring back my Anna to me.

Teacher: Use 'influenza' in a sentence.
Student: I had a bird called Enza, and one day she flew away - but a week later, I opened the door and in flew Enza.

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#4 2006-10-10 21:00:34

Devantè
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Re: More clean jokes

My one (this is going to be a lame one tongue )

Teacher: Use the word 'electron' in a sentence of your own.
Student: Huh? Who in the right mind would elect Ron to run for mayor?

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