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#1 2006-10-08 03:38:19

Devantè
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Mathematics and Alcohol

Math and Alcohol don't mix, so...PLEASE DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE!

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#2 2006-10-09 03:47:19

Jai Ganesh
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Re: Mathematics and Alcohol

That was a very good one, but already in the forum in the jokes section.
Thanks, Devante`


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#3 2006-10-09 03:55:09

Devantè
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Re: Mathematics and Alcohol

Hmm...should this be locked?

Oh, and you're welcome. smile

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#4 2006-10-09 21:19:57

justlookingforthemoment
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Re: Mathematics and Alcohol

Locked? Why?

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#5 2006-10-09 21:22:03

Devantè
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Re: Mathematics and Alcohol

On second thought, maybe not. So it wouldn't be a duplicate, I could edit and alter the joke a little. Any ideas?

My one:

What does someone who doesn't like maths say?

It ain't great!

(integrate)

Bad pun, I know.

Last edited by Devanté (2006-10-09 21:26:04)

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#6 2006-10-09 21:25:51

justlookingforthemoment
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Re: Mathematics and Alcohol

That's even worse than the first one! big_smile

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#7 2006-10-09 21:27:15

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Re: Mathematics and Alcohol

I know. Stupid one-liners sometimes get laughs though. Good way to spot a math geek at a party. If someone laughs, they're a math geek, or a mathematician. tongue

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