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**Devantè****Real Member**- Registered: 2006-07-14
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Math and Alcohol don't mix, so...PLEASE DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE!

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**ganesh****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-06-28
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That was a very good one, but already in the forum in the jokes section.

Thanks, Devante`

It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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**Devantè****Real Member**- Registered: 2006-07-14
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Hmm...should this be locked?

Oh, and you're welcome.

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**justlookingforthemoment****Moderator**- Registered: 2005-05-26
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Locked? Why?

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**Devantè****Real Member**- Registered: 2006-07-14
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On second thought, maybe not. So it wouldn't be a duplicate, I could edit and alter the joke a little. Any ideas?

My one:

What does someone who doesn't like maths say?

It a**in't great**!

(integrate)

Bad pun, I know.

*Last edited by Devanté (2006-10-09 21:26:04)*

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**justlookingforthemoment****Moderator**- Registered: 2005-05-26
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That's even worse than the first one!

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**Devantè****Real Member**- Registered: 2006-07-14
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I know. Stupid one-liners sometimes get laughs though. Good way to spot a math geek at a party. If someone laughs, they're a math geek, or a mathematician.

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