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#1 2018-02-07 03:02:06

ganesh
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Mathematics one-liners

Q: Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?
A: Because X was always 10.
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Q: What is a bird's favorite type of math?
A: Owl-gebra.
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Q: Why do plants hate math?
A: Because it gives them square roots.
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Q: What do you call a destroyed angle?
A: A Rect-angle.
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Q. What do you get if you cross a math teacher and a clock?
A. Arithma-ticks!
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Q: What happened to the indeterminate form that got sick?
A: It had to go to L'Hospital.
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Q: Why didn't Bob drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?
A: It was too cubed.
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Q: Which triangles are the coldest?
A: Ice-sosceles triangles.
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Q: Who invented the Round Table?
A: Sir Cumference.
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Q: Why is Ms. Radian such a good reporter?
A: She covers the story from every angle.
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Q: Have you heard the latest statistics joke?
A: Probably!
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Q: Why shouldn't you argue with a decimal?
A: Decimals always have a point.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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#2 2018-02-07 03:44:29

Alg Num Theory
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Re: Mathematics one-liners

A deep one:

Q: How do you make an ideal principal?
A: Be a model headmaster.

(You may not get it if you aren’t familiar with principal ideals in ring theory.)

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#3 2018-02-07 14:22:41

ganesh
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Re: Mathematics one-liners

Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work – the philosopher can do without the trash bin.
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Q: How does a ghost solve quadratic equations?
A: By completing the scare.
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Q: How do you keep warm in a square room?
A: You go into the corner, where it is always 90 degrees.
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Q: What’s the king of the pencil case?
A: The ruler.
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Q: What US state has the most maths teachers?
A: Mathachussets.
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Q: Which tables do you not have to learn?
A: Dinner tables.
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Q: Why did the math book get poor grades?
A: It never did it’s own work.
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Q: How do you make one vanish?
A: Add a ‘g’ to the beginning and it’s gone!
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Q: What number can only go up?
A: Your age.
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Q:  What did the spelling book say to the math book?
A: I know I can count on you.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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#4 2018-02-07 15:08:21

Alg Num Theory
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Re: Mathematics one-liners

Q: Why do geometers never get lost?
A: Because they can use compasses.
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Q: How did the awkward mathematician go off?
A: At a tangent.

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