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**ganesh****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-06-28
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Q: Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging? A: Because X was always 10.

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Q: What is a bird's favorite type of math? A: Owl-gebra.

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Q: Why do plants hate math? A: Because it gives them square roots.

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Q: What do you call a destroyed angle? A: A Rect-angle.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a math teacher and a clock? A. Arithma-ticks!

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Q: What happened to the indeterminate form that got sick? A: It had to go to L'Hospital.

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Q: Why didn't Bob drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it? A: It was too cubed.

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Q: Which triangles are the coldest? A: Ice-sosceles triangles.

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Q: Who invented the Round Table? A: Sir Cumference.

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Q: Why is Ms. Radian such a good reporter? A: She covers the story from every angle.

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Q: Have you heard the latest statistics joke? A: Probably!

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Q: Why shouldn't you argue with a decimal? A: Decimals always have a point.

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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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A deep one:

Q: How do you make an ideal principal?

A: Be a model headmaster.

(You may not get it if you aren’t familiar with principal ideals in ring theory.)

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Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher? A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work – the philosopher can do without the trash bin.

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Q: How does a ghost solve quadratic equations? A: By completing the scare.

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Q: How do you keep warm in a square room? A: You go into the corner, where it is always 90 degrees.

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Q: What’s the king of the pencil case? A: The ruler.

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Q: What US state has the most maths teachers? A: Mathachussets.

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Q: Which tables do you not have to learn? A: Dinner tables.

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Q: Why did the math book get poor grades? A: It never did it’s own work.

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Q: How do you make one vanish? A: Add a ‘g’ to the beginning and it’s gone!

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Q: What number can only go up? A: Your age.

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Q: What did the spelling book say to the math book? A: I know I can count on you.

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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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Q: Why do geometers never get lost?

A: Because they can use compasses.

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Q: How did the awkward mathematician go off?

A: At a tangent.

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Q: What do you call more than one L? A: A Parallel!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? A: Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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Q. What's the difference between a diameter and a radius? A. A Radius!

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Q: How do deaf mathematicians communicate? A: They use sine language!

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Q: How do you make one vanish? A: Add a 'g' to the beginning and it's gone!

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Q: What polygon is also a card trick? A: Decagon!

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Q: What do you call it when a mathematician's parrot hasn't been fed? A: Poly"no meal"!

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Q: What's yellow and imaginary? A: The square-root of negative banana!

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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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Q: What music do mathematical lumberjacks listen to?

A: Logger-rhythm & blues.

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Q: What do you call a number that can’t keep still? A: A roamin’ numeral.

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Q: Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? A: He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

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Q: What do you call an angle that is adorable? A: Acute angle!

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Q: Why didn't Bob drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it? A: It was too cubed!

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Q. What tool do you use in mathematics? A. Multi-plyers.

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Q: Why shouldn't you argue with a decimal? A: Decimals always have a point.

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Q: How does one insult a mathematician? A: Tell them that their brain is smaller than any ε > 0.

Q: What did 2 say to 4 after 2 beat him in a race? A: I'm 2 Fast 4 U!

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