When learning about vector spaces, I came accross this pdf:

For simplicity, we adopt the following convention: x is a set, i is a natural number, G1 is an add-associative right zeroed right complementable Abelian associative left unital distributive non empty double loop structure, V is an Abelian add-associative right zeroed right complementable vector space-like non empty vector space structure over G1, v, v1, v2, v3 are elements of V, a, b are elements of G1, F, G are finite sequences of elements of the carrier of V, A, B are subsets of V, and f is a function from the carrier of V into the carrier of G1.

Simplicity?  Yea... right...

I closed that document faster than a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.