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**Ricky****Moderator**- Registered: 2005-12-04
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When learning about vector spaces, I came accross this pdf:

For simplicity, we adopt the following convention: x is a set, i is a natural number,G1 is an add-associative right zeroed right complementable Abelian associative left unital distributive non empty double loop structure,V is an Abelian add-associative right zeroed right complementable vector space-like non empty vector space structure over G1, v, v1, v2, v3 are elements of V, a, b are elements of G1, F, G are finite sequences of elements of the carrier of V, A, B are subsets of V, and f is a function from the carrier of V into the carrier of G1.

Simplicity? Yea... right...

I closed that document faster than a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

"In the real world, this would be a problem. But in mathematics, we can just define a place where this problem doesn't exist. So we'll go ahead and do that now..."

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**luca-deltodesco****Member**- Registered: 2006-05-05
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what the... thats just ridiculous

The Beginning Of All Things To End.

The End Of All Things To Come.

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**MathsIsFun****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-01-21
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The Chuck site is funny:

"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."

"Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice."

"Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door."

"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman

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**Ricky****Moderator**- Registered: 2005-12-04
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I think my favorite is:

"In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself."

"In the real world, this would be a problem. But in mathematics, we can just define a place where this problem doesn't exist. So we'll go ahead and do that now..."

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**Ninja 101****Member**- Registered: 2006-02-20
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I found another site where it says Chuck Norris can speak braille

*Last edited by MathsIsFun (2006-06-23 11:35:34)*

Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being saught. It always defeats order, because it is better organized.

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**stardust****Member**- Registered: 2006-04-09
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Who is Chuck Norris?

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**MathsIsFun****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-01-21
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stardust wrote:

Who is Chuck Norris?

Shhh ... you don't want to make him angry...

"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman

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**Devantè****Real Member**- Registered: 2006-07-14
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Wow, I like these kind of jokes. Nice find.

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