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#101 2005-04-12 10:59:28

red4ever
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Re: Jokes

there wants was this blond in a ten storys building when the ninth floor caut on fire.she called 911.she told them that the building was on fire and the fire chief said okay ma'ma but how do we get there.the blonde goes duh in your big red truck.

classic.....

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#102 2005-04-12 11:28:16

red4ever
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Re: Jokes

for brad pitt that is not your really name and plus he is butt crack UGLY

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#103 2005-04-14 03:48:08

Mr T
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Re: Jokes

what is a really name?


I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool

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#104 2005-04-14 05:55:09

static helper
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Re: Jokes

Books

How to get insurance
By Justin Case

Easy ways to make money
Robin A. Bank

Keep Trying
By Percy Vere

Making Bombs
By Dinah Mite

and finally

Mathematics
By Alge Brar


Vote Stewie smile and Mr T smile and static helper smile

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#105 2005-04-14 05:58:12

Mr T
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Re: Jokes

i am real sorry but i just don't get it


I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool

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#106 2005-04-14 07:10:23

stewie
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Re: Jokes

Will he make it?
by Justin Time


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool

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#107 2005-04-14 07:12:28

Mr T
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Re: Jokes

oh i get it, the authors have funny names. and stewie is a foo' if he's Justin Time then he's already on time.


I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool

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#108 2005-04-15 06:28:11

stewie
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Re: Jokes

alright, calm down


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool

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#109 2005-04-15 07:50:54

Zach
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Re: Jokes

- Laugh out loud -


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#110 2005-04-15 10:03:45

MathsIsFun
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Re: Jokes

The Storm
by Harry Kane

The Bachelor
by Mister Completely


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#111 2005-04-15 10:04:28

Zach
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Re: Jokes

Alright. I don't get the last one. O.o


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#112 2005-04-15 10:41:21

MathsIsFun
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Re: Jokes

"Missed her completely", so he stayed a bachelor?


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#113 2005-04-15 23:10:21

Mr T
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Re: Jokes

ha ha ha ha.... no i still don't get it


I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool

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#114 2005-04-15 23:19:44

stewie
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Re: Jokes

oh i get it.  I get jokes! hahahaha


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool

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#115 2005-04-15 23:27:21

Mr T
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Re: Jokes

ye... me too. hahahahahahaha


I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool

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#116 2005-04-19 04:17:58

Roraborealis
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Re: Jokes

Properties of fabric
by Annette Curtain

Long necked animals
by G. Raff

Stomach pains
by Mona Lott


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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#117 2005-04-19 10:34:41

MathsIsFun
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Re: Jokes

Big laugh !!  big_smile


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#118 2005-04-23 09:18:43

stewie
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Re: Jokes

yeah these jokes are a bit of a joke


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool

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#119 2005-04-26 01:59:54

jam-pot
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Re: Jokes

body building
br frank n stien

super human strenght
by justin credible


the allmighty spatula * want a tip* dont eat yellow snow: the meaning of life is a number and that number is 1

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#120 2005-04-26 05:24:56

stewie
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Re: Jokes

i think u have a thing for muscular men


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool

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#121 2005-05-26 05:10:57

Roraborealis
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Re: Jokes

I got another-

One hundred yards to the bus stop
by Will E. Maykit
Illustrated by Betty Wont


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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#122 2005-05-26 09:41:03

MathsIsFun
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Re: Jokes

LOL !!


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#123 2005-07-25 03:52:34

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Re: Jokes

A farmer once invited one of the boys from the local school to visit his farm.  On arriving he took the lad to his largest field where thousands of sheep grazed happily.  Turning to the lad he said, "how many sheep to you reckon are in this field."  To whcih the bot replied instantly, "4,903 sir."  The shocked farmer asked, "how did you work that out so quickly?"  The boy replied, "Oh I just counted their legs and divided by four!"

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#124 2005-07-25 09:40:47

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LOL !


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#125 2005-07-25 12:01:01

Zach
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Re: Jokes

That's terrible.


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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