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#1 2002-01-10 18:49:00

nicola
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Jokes

What do you call a lady with one leg shorter than the other?  Eileen!

#2 2002-01-13 18:51:00

Hagrid
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Why did the teenager cross the road?  Because he was told not to!!!!

#3 2002-01-14 19:59:00

radhiah
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Father: Every time you are naughty, son, I get another grey hair.
Son: You must have been very naughty, Dad, look at grandpa!!

#4 2002-01-15 16:44:00

lucy and kelly
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What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest.

#5 2005-01-18 17:36:00

Tilbe
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Where do cows go for fun? The moooooooovies

#6 2002-01-20 20:20:00

beckie
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Pupil: Do you have any holes in your socks sir?
Teacher: No.
Pupil: How do you put them on?

#7 2002-01-22 01:48:00

Rachel
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There was a horse in a bar and a man came up to him and said "What is up with the long face?"

#8 2002-01-27 10:03:00

kushla
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WHAT DID THE WALL SAY TO THE OTHER WALL ? ILL MEET YOU AT THE CORNER.

#9 2002-01-29 02:37:00

Emily
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What do u call a black & white & red all over? Ans:A sunburnt blackboard with white chalk.Ha ha ha ha ha ha

#10 2002-01-30 01:13:00

Philippa Flynn
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Farmer Smith invented his new device to help him count his cows in the field quickly. What do you think he called his new invention?????????  A cowculator!!!    Why did the boy eat his homework?  Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!!!    How does a penguin get to school??  By an iceecle!!    Which bear needs a doeodrant??  Pooh bear!    Waiter theres a fly playing football in my soup.... It'll be playing in the cup tommorrow sir!!!    Why did mickey mouse go to space....  To find pluto!!!    What goes zzub zzub .... a bee going backwards!!!!!!!    Hows the lad who swallowed the £1 coin.. No change yet I'm afraid!!    Theres a man at the door collecting for the old peoples home, shall I give him grandpa!!    Theres a man at the door collecting for the swimming pool...... Give him a glass of water!!!!    Rabbits can multiply but only snakes can be adders!!!    How do you stop moles digging i your garden...... Hide the spades!!!!!!!  Where do hamsters come from.....  Hamsterdam

#11 2002-01-05 03:40:00

Jodi
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Q: What is is that nobody would like to have, but nobody would like to lose? A: A bald head!  Q: What is a bad word when you hear it, but a good word when you say it? A: Bingo!  Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken had a date!  Q: Why did the insect cross the microscope? A: To get to the other slide!  Q: How do you keep a skunk from smelling? A: Hold its nose!  Q: Is it bad luck to have a black cat follow you? A: It depends on wether you're man or mouse!  Teacher: "Mary, name the four seasons." Mary: "Salt, pepper, sugar, and vinegar."  Teacher: "Mary, name four members of the cat family." Mary: "Mother cat, father cat, and two kittens."

#12 2002-01-06 03:52:00

Amber
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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney?  you`re too young to smoke ha ha ha

#13 2002-01-07 01:18:00

sophia
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why did the chicken cross the road?    to get to the other side.

#14 2002-01-07 17:29:00

bob the builder
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whats black,white and red all over? a sunburnt penguin.

#15 2002-01-08 05:41:00

Jacqui.N.
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What do you call a cat at the beach? Sandy Claws

#16 2002-01-08 18:33:00

pip
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reporter:So private, how did you save the whole regiment? private: I shot the cook!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha

#17 2001-10-27 13:06:00

Lynette
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A teacher was scolding a rude girl:"Sometimes i can't stand you !!"The rude girl replied:"then sit !"

#18 2001-10-28 23:29:00

Jennifer
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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

#19 2001-10-31 23:49:00

Randa
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Do you know why Math books are always sad??? .... because they have many problems.

#20 2001-11-10 22:39:00

Clare Avis
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what do call a bear with out feet   bear feet

#21 2001-11-15 06:47:00

shanice
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WHY DID TOM TROW THE CLOCK OUT THE WINDOW   TO SEE TIME FLY

#22 2001-11-18 16:05:00

nancy
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what do you call a deer with no eye .     no eye deer.

#23 2001-11-18 16:08:00

grace quinn
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what did the zebra say when he crosed the road.     now you see me now you don't.

#24 2001-11-01 22:25:00

alisa oweston
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why do we go to school? to come home!

#25 2001-11-20 18:03:00

sara
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what do you call something thats black white and read all over? NEWSPAPER

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