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#251 2014-08-07 12:04:41

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

There are no such rules.


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
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#252 2014-08-07 13:18:36

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

There ought to be.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#253 2014-08-07 23:47:05

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

stefy wrote:

Mr. Admin is the one who decides.

How are you today?


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#254 2014-08-08 02:22:42

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Mr. Admin is the one who decides.

I like that quote.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#255 2014-08-08 05:15:35

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

I like the quote but not the concept


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#256 2014-08-08 05:23:44

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Hmmm, art ye an anarchist? Ye does not believe in a hierarchy?


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#257 2014-08-08 05:33:42

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Compilation error: Parsing Failed


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#258 2014-08-08 05:36:06

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Download the new version.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#259 2014-08-08 12:22:18

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

New version of English?


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#260 2014-08-08 14:09:34

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

The new version of your software.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#261 2014-08-08 16:23:14

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

From where?


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#262 2014-08-08 23:54:01

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

James Burke wrote:

If all we have to do is just say to have a better world. Why not just say?


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#263 2014-08-10 20:25:15

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

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'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#264 2014-08-10 22:02:56

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

I do not get it.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#265 2014-08-10 23:18:17

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

It is a wordplay on this pickup line:

Baby, If I could get a chance to rearrange the alphabet, I would put you and I together


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#266 2014-08-10 23:36:48

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Hahhahahha, that is a good one. Not for getting results though.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#267 2014-10-17 12:26:05

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Do not glance that way,
it'd make me a bumpkin
I loose the way of my eyes
my heart shakes
Struck by the situation-
-I am waiting like an idiot since then.
With the teacup in your hands
you toy with me.
With Crickets chirping in my knees,
Concious I am no more
And I have no idea when it started raining
[Do not drench yourself in the rain,
You'll catch cold
are you crazy?](2)
[what would happen to me?] (2)
[A lost life, an absent mind-
How tempting your eyes are, dear?
Only a desert, in my life prevails.
O colorful, you never come to realise?](2)
[Do not wear glasses
they'll cover your eyes!
are you crazy?
](2)
[What'd happen to me?] (2)
[Just like a living corpse- melancholic, I am
Filling my head with stuff about you.
What sort of a girl are you, you never think about it?
And vanish into your own room!] (2)
[Do not pull the curtains
it'll bring darkness!
Are you crazy?](2)
[What'd happen to me?](6)


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#268 2015-06-15 22:57:46

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Me tarzan, you Jane.

You are mine.

Barkis is willin


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#269 2015-06-16 01:44:16

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Barkis? Who is that?


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#270 2015-06-16 03:05:26

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

He is Pegotty's would-be husband.

> Hey babe, I know bobbym.


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#271 2015-06-16 03:46:10

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

That one will definitely work.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#272 2015-06-16 04:37:21

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

> But our love is like the wind. I can't see it but I can feel it.


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#273 2015-06-16 05:21:05

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

That will not work, unless you want to put her asleep.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#274 2015-06-16 12:09:27

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

> The intersection of powersets and romance is the null set. -bobbym


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#275 2015-06-16 12:35:47

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

I said that? I do not think so.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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