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#1 2013-07-15 04:11:20

Agnishom
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Weird Words Wired

Can February March?
No, but April May


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
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#2 2013-07-15 04:27:28

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Re: Weird Words Wired

There were two cats, 1 2 3 cat and un deux trois cat. They had a swimming race from England to France. Who won?
1 2 3 cat, because Un deux trois quatre cinq.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.


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#3 2013-07-15 05:09:44

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Re: Weird Words Wired

A π is only half a pie. (180 degrees)

An ambassador is one who lies in a foreign land for his country.


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'You have made another human being happy. There is no greater accomplishment.' -bobbym

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#4 2013-07-15 06:41:16

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Re: Weird Words Wired

Explain catre cinq.

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#5 2013-07-15 06:42:55

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Re: Weird Words Wired

Well, "un deux trois quatre cinq" is French for "one two three four five", but "quatre cinq" is read almost like "cat sank".


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#6 2013-07-15 06:45:47

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Re: Weird Words Wired

smile

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#7 2013-07-15 15:37:28

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Re: Weird Words Wired

A small arthropod flew in and sat on a dog.

Dog: Are you a mite?
Arthropod: No, but I mite be.
Dog: That is one of the worst puns I've ever heard.
Arthropod: I made it up on the fly.


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'You have made another human being happy. There is no greater accomplishment.' -bobbym

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#8 2013-07-15 22:44:19

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Re: Weird Words Wired

That was mitey funny!


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Of course that result can be rigorously obtained, but who cares?
Combinatorics is Algebra and Algebra is Combinatorics.

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