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Can February March?

No, but April May

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**anonimnystefy****Real Member**- From: Harlan's World
- Registered: 2011-05-23
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There were two cats, 1 2 3 cat and un deux trois cat. They had a swimming race from England to France. Who won?

1 2 3 cat, because Un deux trois quatre cinq.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.

Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment

The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.

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A π is only half a pie. (180 degrees)

An ambassador is one who lies in a foreign land for his country.

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**ShivamS****Member**- Registered: 2011-02-07
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Explain catre cinq.

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**anonimnystefy****Real Member**- From: Harlan's World
- Registered: 2011-05-23
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Well, "un deux trois quatre cinq" is French for "one two three four five", but "quatre cinq" is read almost like "cat sank".

Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.

Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment

The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.

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**ShivamS****Member**- Registered: 2011-02-07
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A small arthropod flew in and sat on a dog.

Dog: Are you a mite?

Arthropod: No, but I mite be.

Dog: That is one of the worst puns I've ever heard.

Arthropod: I made it up on the fly.

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
- Registered: 2009-04-12
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That was mitey funny!

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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