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#1 2013-04-12 13:13:30

Agnishom
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The frog joke

Little Johnny was sitting by a pond when a frog appeared on one side.
The frog said, 'Johnny, you are so stupid'
Johnny said, 'I am not'
The frog said, 'You are.'
Johnny yelled, 'I AM NOT'
The frog jumped back into the pond.
Surprised Johnny said, 'Omg! Why did he have to commit suicide for that?'


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#2 2013-04-13 02:48:08

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Re: The frog joke

smile


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#3 2013-04-20 12:43:38

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Re: The frog joke

Best joke ever

 

#4 2013-04-20 16:53:07

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Re: The frog joke

toxicology wrote:

Best joke ever

Yeah, it's also good.

Toxicology, welcome to the forum!


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#5 2013-04-20 22:44:11

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Re: The frog joke

Agnishom wrote:

Little Johnny was sitting by a pond when a frog appeared on one side.
The frog said, 'Johnny, you are so stupid'
Johnny said, 'I am not'
The frog said, 'You are.'
Johnny yelled, 'I AM NOT'
The frog jumped back into the pond.
Surprised Johnny said, 'Omg! Why did he have to commit suicide for that?'

lol


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#6 2013-04-21 00:16:19

Agnishom
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smile Yay! Thanks big_smile


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#7 2013-05-27 15:38:21

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I think this is the best corner of the board because you  all people shared stuff for laughing which is really nice exercise and beneficial too for the health. do you know laughing is a exercise which decrease Stress, Improve the blood pressure and flow, provide a burst of exercise. So don't stop this you are doing very well.


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#8 2013-05-27 20:41:14

mathgogocart
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Yeah that is funny smile smile Hi Mikemoon!


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#9 2013-05-27 23:53:56

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The joke is very nice, thanks for it.


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