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#1 2013-04-11 15:13:30

Agnishom
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The frog joke

Little Johnny was sitting by a pond when a frog appeared on one side.
The frog said, 'Johnny, you are so stupid'
Johnny said, 'I am not'
The frog said, 'You are.'
Johnny yelled, 'I AM NOT'
The frog jumped back into the pond.
Surprised Johnny said, 'Omg! Why did he have to commit suicide for that?'


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#2 2013-04-12 04:48:08

ShivamS
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Re: The frog joke

smile

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#3 2013-04-19 14:43:38

toxicology
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Re: The frog joke

Best joke ever

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#4 2013-04-19 18:53:07

mathaholic
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Re: The frog joke

toxicology wrote:

Best joke ever

Yeah, it's also good.

Toxicology, welcome to the forum!


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#5 2013-04-20 00:44:11

mathgogocart
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Re: The frog joke

Agnishom wrote:

Little Johnny was sitting by a pond when a frog appeared on one side.
The frog said, 'Johnny, you are so stupid'
Johnny said, 'I am not'
The frog said, 'You are.'
Johnny yelled, 'I AM NOT'
The frog jumped back into the pond.
Surprised Johnny said, 'Omg! Why did he have to commit suicide for that?'

lol


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#6 2013-04-20 02:16:19

Agnishom
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Re: The frog joke

smile Yay! Thanks big_smile


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#7 2013-05-26 22:41:14

mathgogocart
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Re: The frog joke

Yeah that is funny smile smile Hi bobbym!


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#8 2013-05-27 01:53:56

barbie19022002
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Re: The frog joke

The joke is very nice, thanks for it.


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#9 2014-04-28 05:10:36

ManiticMath
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Re: The frog joke

Really nice joke. Not sure why the frog committed suicide though....


When ever I see a brand new new math problem, I want to solve it. Then I want to burn it. Then I want to rebuild it in a new, more streamlined way.

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#10 2014-04-28 05:12:08

ManiticMath
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Re: The frog joke

I'm just joking. wink


When ever I see a brand new new math problem, I want to solve it. Then I want to burn it. Then I want to rebuild it in a new, more streamlined way.

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