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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Bad guys are obnoxious.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Yeah. Isn't it great?

But if there were no bad guys in the cartoons, there would be no one to beat. That's a little pointless.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Why must there be someone to beat?

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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**Sylvia104****Banned**- Registered: 2011-09-19
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A scientist was carrying out an experiment on electricity. Suddenly his apparatus blew up. When he realized what had gone wrong, he was horrified at what he had accidentally done. He couldn't believe he had just touched the anode of his electrolytic cell.

He was positively shocked.

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**noelevans****Member**- Registered: 2012-07-20
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Mathematicians have their own diet plan: **binomial ........ trinomial **

And if your name is Polly then ...

Writing "pretty" math (two dimensional) is easier to read and grasp than LaTex (one dimensional).

LaTex is like painting on many strips of paper and then stacking them to see what picture they make.

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Some random Mathematical Jokes

*Last edited by Agnishom (2012-08-17 02:41:03)*

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Hi Agnishom;

The Everyday Math one is really good.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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To be honest,

I dont understand that one at all.

My friends blame me for not understanding Jokes

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Hi Agnishom;

You have a fine sense of humor though. You remind me of my mother, she would have said that too.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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**noelevans****Member**- Registered: 2012-07-20
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Hi all!

Jerry was atop a two-story building with a really large pot perched on the edge of the roof. There was

a ramp from the pot to the ground (a very steep ramp: slope > 10). Tom was setting on the ground

at the end of the ramp. Jerry pushed the pot off onto the ramp. Poor Tom! That was a real "High

Pot in Use!"

is Tom

is Jerry

Writing "pretty" math (two dimensional) is easier to read and grasp than LaTex (one dimensional).

LaTex is like painting on many strips of paper and then stacking them to see what picture they make.

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**noelevans****Member**- Registered: 2012-07-20
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A man rode with his friends each day passing through a long tunnel. Each time they exited the tunnel

he found himself dizzy and disoriented. So he wen to the doctor and had numerous (and quite expensive I imagine) tests run. A few days later he went to see the doctor to find out the results. The doctor paused, rubbing his chin, and then delivered his analysis. "You've obviously have a bad case of "carpool tunnel syndrome."

Writing "pretty" math (two dimensional) is easier to read and grasp than LaTex (one dimensional).

LaTex is like painting on many strips of paper and then stacking them to see what picture they make.

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**noelevans****Member**- Registered: 2012-07-20
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The coroner had a particularly difficult time determining the cause for the sudden death of the hog

caller. After running a multitude of tests and cogitating considerably he finally concluded that it was

soooooooooooooeeeecide!

LaTex is like painting on many strips of paper and then stacking them to see what picture they make.

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^^^Why are you putting such links?

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
- Registered: 2009-04-12
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Hi Agnishom;

I took care of it.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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Thanks

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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```
_________________________________________
/ There once was a king who ruled his \
| country long, wisely, and well. The |
| king had a son whom he hoped would |
| someday rule the land. He also wished |
| in his heart that the son ould be wise |
| and compassionate. One day he said to |
| the prince: "If you promised that you |
| would give a certain woman anything, |
| even half of your kingdom, and then she |
| demanded the life of your best friend, |
| what would your decision be, my son?" |
| The young prince thought for a moment |
| and then said, "I would tell her that |
| she was my best friend, and cut her |
| head off." The king knew that his son |
\ would be a great king. /
-----------------------------------------
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||----w |
|| ||
```

[From the offensive section of Fortune]

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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A Pole comes into a Warsaw bank.

'I have a hundred zlotys,' says the Pole. 'I can't decide what would be the safest thing to do with them.'

'Put them in the bank,' says the bank clerk.

'But what if the bank crashes?' says the Pole.

'If the bank crashes, then the bank administration guarantees to refund your money,' replies the clerk.

'Well, what if the administration goes bust?'

'Then the Polish Ministry of Finance guarantees to refold your money.'

'Well, what if the Ministry of Finance goes bust?'

'Then the Polish government guarantees to refund your money.'

'Well, what if the Polish government goes bankrupt?'

'Well, in that case the friendly Soviet Union guarantees the return of your money.'

'And what if the Soviet Union goes bankrupt?'

'You naughty, you don't mean to say that you'd begrudge a hundred zlotys for that?'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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```
Fortune's Guide to Movies:
G: No girl.
PG: The hero gets the girl.
R: The bad guy gets the girl, then the good guy gets the girl.
X: The hero still gets the girl in the end, but he's never sure
which end it will be.
XXX: Everybody gets the girl.
```

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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