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#251 2012-05-20 15:15:10
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Bad guys are obnoxious.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#252 2012-05-20 15:35:01
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Yeah. Isn't it great?
But if there were no bad guys in the cartoons, there would be no one to beat. That's a little pointless.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#253 2012-05-20 18:46:19
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Why must there be someone to beat?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#254 2012-07-23 02:06:59
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A scientist was carrying out an experiment on electricity. Suddenly his apparatus blew up. When he realized what had gone wrong, he was horrified at what he had accidentally done. He couldn't believe he had just touched the anode of his electrolytic cell.
He was positively shocked. 
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#255 2012-07-28 00:18:35
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Mathematicians have their own diet plan: binomial ........ trinomial 
And if your name is Polly then ...
Writing "pretty" math (two dimensional) is easier to read and grasp than LaTex (one dimensional).
LaTex is like painting on many strips of paper and then stacking them to see what picture they make.
#256 2012-08-18 00:36:41
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Some random Mathematical Jokes
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'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'The whole person changes, why can't a habit?' -65
#257 2012-08-18 04:18:49
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Hi Agnishom;
The Everyday Math one is really good.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#258 2012-08-18 12:18:32
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To be honest,
I dont understand that one at all.
My friends blame me for not understanding Jokes
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'The whole person changes, why can't a habit?' -65
#259 2012-08-18 16:55:07
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Hi Agnishom;
You have a fine sense of humor though. You remind me of my mother, she would have said that too.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#260 2012-08-22 09:01:12
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Hi all!
Jerry was atop a two-story building with a really large pot perched on the edge of the roof. There was
a ramp from the pot to the ground (a very steep ramp: slope > 10). Tom was setting on the ground
at the end of the ramp. Jerry pushed the pot off onto the ramp. Poor Tom! That was a real "High
Pot in Use!" is Tom 
is Jerry
Writing "pretty" math (two dimensional) is easier to read and grasp than LaTex (one dimensional).
LaTex is like painting on many strips of paper and then stacking them to see what picture they make.
#261 2012-10-17 11:58:57
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A man rode with his friends each day passing through a long tunnel. Each time they exited the tunnel
he found himself dizzy and disoriented. So he wen to the doctor and had numerous (and quite expensive I imagine) tests run. A few days later he went to see the doctor to find out the results. The doctor paused, rubbing his chin, and then delivered his analysis. "You've obviously have a bad case of "carpool tunnel syndrome." 
Writing "pretty" math (two dimensional) is easier to read and grasp than LaTex (one dimensional).
LaTex is like painting on many strips of paper and then stacking them to see what picture they make.
#262 2012-10-21 14:38:07
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The coroner had a particularly difficult time determining the cause for the sudden death of the hog
caller. After running a multitude of tests and cogitating considerably he finally concluded that it was
soooooooooooooeeeecide!
Writing "pretty" math (two dimensional) is easier to read and grasp than LaTex (one dimensional).
LaTex is like painting on many strips of paper and then stacking them to see what picture they make.
#263 2012-12-21 00:04:40
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^^^Why are you putting such links?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'The whole person changes, why can't a habit?' -65
#264 2012-12-21 00:15:23
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Hi Agnishom;
I took care of it.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#265 2012-12-21 02:55:31
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Thanks
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'The whole person changes, why can't a habit?' -65