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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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What's the point? It'll never amount to anything. Then we'll just be left with lots of bottles of useless kaboobly doo.

And I'll have no one to share it with. Because no one will buy it.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.

~ Anton Chekhov

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Heck, you will buy it!

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Why would I buy what I already produce? That's just stupid.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.

~ Anton Chekhov

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Because you get a discount!

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Nuh. Still not buying it.

Stop insulting my intelligence. I'm not gunna buy something I can already get for free.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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1 bottle for 10.99 and 3 bottles for 27.99. Now that is a good deal. Also with every 100 bottle purchase I will throw in a blooper tape of Gilligans Island. Offer void where prohibited by law.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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That is such a rip off! I wouldn't pay over 5 bucks for a bottle that small. What kind of world do you think this is?

~ Anton Chekhov

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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5 bucks? Okay, you have a deal. How many bottles can you buy a month?

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Bottles of my own product? Well in that case, none.

How many bottles would you buy?

~ Anton Chekhov

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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I am the CFO, I do not buy the stuff.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Then I shall not buy the stuff.

Why should I? Other than the discount. Why should I buy stuff of my own production that I can just get for free?

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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If you buy the stuff you earn 50% of the price and so do I. Buy a lot and buy often!

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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No. I thought the point of this enterprise was that other people were supposed to buy the product we were producing and selling.

~ Anton Chekhov

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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True and that market will be booming. Nothing wrong with getting another customer is there?

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Yes, but I'm still not going to buy stuff I already have.

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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How about if I put it on sale?

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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I'm still not going to buy it.

If I saw it on sale, I would not buy it. This too, is pointless.

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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That is correct!

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Then why are you trying to promote it?

~ Anton Chekhov

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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A man has to make a living!

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Then make a living. Maybe do something useful at the same time. Tutor children math or something.

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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That will not make this kind of dough.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Be a blackjack dealer. You have many casinos to choose from.

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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I was a 21 dealer. We can make more with Kaboobly Doo Kola.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Ohhhhh. But do we have to? I don't want to.

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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